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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Potions Brewed:	74
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4706	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

black cat minecraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Amazing! A survival/creative server with 1.5.2 survival and 1.5.2 creative! We are a 24/7 server and are rarely down. We have hawkeye and can tell exactly who did what, and when.There are no limits when it comes to minecraft, use your imagination on our server! You will love it here, we have been around for more than a year! Griefing will not be tolerated! We are a small but growing community.

mc.bck.me

ReflectPulseSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

this is a hardcore minecraft server with only a few rules. Don’t cheat. No reviving yourself on an alt, and obvious things like no racism. it has useful plugins such as essentials, vault, and an enhanced enderchest (nearly double and upgradeable). You have 5 lives so we suggest you join the discord to have an esier time finding teammates. Use the /revive command to bring your teammates back to life after a deathban. THIS SERVER ACCEPTS JAVA AND BEDROCK PLAYERS

reflectpulse.net

VirarithMC: An MMORPG Kingdoms Experience [1.20.1][PvEvP][World Building]

Arenapvp, Customcrafting, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Factions, Factionspvp, Kingdoms, Medievalfantasy, mmorpg, Nations, Racesandclasses, Roleplay, RPG, Rpgsurvival, Smpvp, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	904046	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

What is VirarithMC?VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!

So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Discord:discord.gg/Zt58uErPKC

54.39.250.197:25598

EndlessSurvival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285

We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

EndlessSurvival.co.uk

GentlemenMC

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	131
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to GentlemenMC!

We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

play.gentlemenmc.com

The Colonies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

A FUN AND FREE SERVER!!! YAY WERE ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN HERE! JOIN US TODAY! HUNGER GAMES SERVER COMING SOON!

37.59.137.196

Gold Standard

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Play as if it’s 2013/2014. Arguably the best times in Minecraft’s history. Running an official CraftBukkit 1.7.10 Jar.

Go back in time and revisit Minecraft in its early days. A classic survival server (proudly hosted in the USA) with many features whilst preserving Vanilla Minecraft and all its goodness.

Grind your way to become the richest player on the server. How about a team build or a community build?

Log4J patched at the server level for your peace of mind and added security.

goldstandard.mooo.com

STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON

Civevent, Civilisation, Custombiomes, dnd, Event, Events, Fabric, Lastlife, Lore, mobs, Modded, Newserver, Origins, Originsserver, Originssmp, Proximityvoice, PvE, PvP, Releasing, Roleplay, RPG, Simplevoicechat, Streamers, Studiolife, Survival, Whitelist, Worldgen, Worldgeneration

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	629	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Studio Event: CIVILIZATION

Let us showcase your story today!

The server is currently inaccessible and we are preparing for season 1.5 -> discord.gg/studiosmp

Have you ever wished for a community that hosts modded civ events, an own modded origins smp outside of events AND cool game nights?

This is the “Studio SMP & Events” Community for you!

A warm and welcoming community offers you a special time on this sweet and (not so) little Fabric Modded Server. (Java only – sorry bedrock players!)

With always unique modpacks and a very nice playerbase we give you a place to stream, record and hangout with old and make new friends!

We also run events for milestones and any special holiday, build by our lovely team!

We do light Roleplay on our server, which relies on storytelling , focused around player characters, settlements, and the work of our writing team!

If you are planning to become a dwarf to dig the biggest hole in existence in a civ event, the best elven archer ever seen on an smp, a worldwide known cook or THE tactical mastermind.

Ready to leave your mark as hero (or villain) the history books write about?

We hope you will enjoy your journey into our server, may you enjoy your stay!

Join StudioSMP on Discord !!

Active community on and off serverLGBTQ Supportive13+ Community (heads up, most of us are 18 and older)No pay to win 99.99% active Support System (Unless dev hours)

studio-events.minecraft.bz

New Dawn

Artifacts, Connect4, Customenchants, Enchants, games, HARD, Hardmode, Jobs, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minigames, Playershops, PvP, Rannks, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

New Dawn is here to bring you a unique survival experience with fun minigames, jobs to earn you money, mcmmo to give you special abilities, custom enchants, mine artifacts, claim large areas of land, compete in connect 4 matches and much more

We hope you enjoy your time here and make some new friends along the way !

newdawn.vip

MineDK

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1745	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you looking for a Danish Minecraft server where you don’t have to stick to just one type of gamemode? A server where you can get help from someone with great experience if you need it? Do you miss a lag-free gaming experience? Then MineDK is the place for you!

MineDK is a large Danish minecraft server with a focus on a perfectly set up hub-server system. There is a seasoned crew behind the server, who have been involved in server operation for many years. There are, among other things, developers and technicians who possess great technical skill and skill, as well as moderators and supervisors who are there to help you.

Visit our website and read more IP: MineDK.net / HubServer.dk Website: www.MineDK.net / www.HubServer.dk We look forward to seeing you at MineDK!

mc.minedk.net