witty alternatives to stupid Minecraft Servers

witty alternatives to stupid

  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cw Smp

    Cw Smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival server located in san jose, California Currently in season 4 of the server We have a few features such as inventory rollbacks, grief protection, grappling hooks, pets We also have player run pvp tournaments Updated to 1.19 Still supports other versions but 1.19 things will look weird You can check out the server stats at: stats.he00741098.xyz Plugins installed on server: ViaVersion, Grappling hooks, Luckperms, Essentials, Prism, EcoPets, tebex, etc

    We also have geyser for Java Bedrock crossplay Bedrock port: 19100

    play.he00741098.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Arganarchy

    Arganarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    ArgAnarchy, an Argentine anarchic server where you can do whatever you want without being banned. IP: ArgAnarchy.aternos.me (Aternos because there is no money XD) / 1.8-1.19 / JAVA ONLY / Discord: https://discord.gg/4CPmWPBEG6

    play.arganarchy.tk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Excalibur-Craft Galaxy Minecraft server

    Excalibur-Craft Galaxy Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you fluent in high technology and eager to use it to achieve grandiose goals? Galaxy is your choice. Invent interplanetary shuttles, travel through space to other worlds. Throw away earthly worries, fill the rocket with fuel and go towards places untouched by man!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hyperion

    Hyperion

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Hyperion Factions Minecraft server. We are a new Aussie based Faction economy server that tries to keep it simple. We are now looking to build the community up. As the server has just recently opened, we are keen to see the new faces who will help become the founders of our server and future staff.

    51.161.128.134:25594

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creep Topia

    Creep Topia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Partial Anarchy, No hacks, no name calling, have fun, I’ll kick you if I don’t like you. Why do server descriptions have to be over 100 characters now? this is annoying.

    51.195.190.220:25578

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dodidasmp

    Dodidasmp

    New Minecraft Servers

    In this LifeSteal server, you will be able to interact with many players, and you will have fun. Server opens at 12 AM and closes at 8 PM.

    188.25.158.240

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  • Greek Fire Minecraft server

    Greek Fire Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So far we have only 1 server – this is a hardcore server, that is, complicated options (increased hunger, fatigue, etc.). All glitches, bugs, dupes, AFK-auto-farms, etc. on the server are disabled, prohibited, and when new ones are discovered they are immediately corrected. We want the player to feel comfortable and not come across cheaters and other dishonest players, so we use only paid anti-cheats and software, like many plugins on the server. The server has an RPG orientation, which means many new monsters, bosses, riddles and secrets, as well as improvements for weapons/armor, such as runes. You can find out more about all this on our forum.

    185.106.92.89:25888

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBangla Network

    PixelBangla Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    PixelBangla Network is a Survival Minecraft server for both Java & Bedrock/PE. Also there have a lot of features. You can also play some minigames here. You can play with your friends and enjoy a lot. Also we have a discord server where you can hangout & get 24/7 support service. https://discord.pixelbangla.com

    To Join This Server:

    Java Edition IP: play.pixelbangla.com

    Bedrock/PE IP: play.pixelbangla.com Bedrock/PE Port: 19132 (default)

    play.pixelbangla.com

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  • The Boss anarchy

    The Boss anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is my Minecraft anarchy server there’s no rules and no Anti grief. but the server only has 1 gb of ram :(. Hope you have fun:) ALSO pls sub to my channel at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1wtv7SVwfByHJGQ2Fjfnqg?sub_confirmation=1

    135.148.49.221:25575

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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