JOIN NOW: DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE! (WITNESS ME)
Are you ready to experience the *best* Minecraft server that absolutely, definitely does NOT exist? Or maybe it exists, but it also collapses in on itself whenever you blink! Come join us on a journey where the only limit is the sanity that holds this reality together. But wait, is that even a limit? Or is it a suggestion? The more you play, the more you’ll understand that wormholes exist but only in the third dimension! You know, the one that’s *never* straight!
| Feature | Explanation |
|---|---|
| Endless Anvils from Above | Why build when the universe is your anvil? Careful! They may start falling faster than your will to live! |
| Time-Travelling Pigmen | They say the past is dead, but how can it be when it keeps appearing in your current inventory? Spooky, right? |
| Invisible Blocks of Light | You can walk on them, but can you trust your feet? Or is that just the voices in your head talking? |
| Griefing with Flowers | Send your enemies floral arrangements that explode in happiness! Not guaranteed to make them *happy*. |
| Flying Creepers of Divine Scrutiny | They watch you, they judge you, they… also snack on the essence of despair. Join them for a picnic? |
FAQ: BEWARE OF THE VOID!
Q: How do I join the server?A: Just walk into the ethereal light while reciting pi to 50 digits. If you fall through dimensions, you probably did it right!
Q: Is there a staff to help me?A: Staff? If you can find the invisible birds circling the neon pyramid, they might have something to say… or maybe just gibberish about socks. Who knows?
Q: What about the community?A: The community is a swirling mist of desires and regrets. You’re either family or a misplaced creeper! Be careful how you proceed.
Random Quotes from the Statics:
>WITNESS ME>Everything is an illusion, embrace the madness!>The blocks are alive and plotting against you!
