witnessing the unbelievable Minecraft Servers

witnessing the unbelievable

  • ProoflessPixelPanic

    ProoflessPixelPanic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, pixelated dreamers and blocky adventurers, to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever dared to contemplate! Forget about your boring, run-of-the-mill servers because here, we turn sanity upside down and craft mayhem! So grab your pickaxe, set your cobblestone compass, and prepare for a journey filled with outrageous nonsense that’s sure to raise your eyebrows higher than a ghast in a hot tub.

    Outrageous Reasons to Join:

      • The Cursed Diamonds of Doom: Legend has it that there exists a hidden cave where diamonds speak in riddles—trust us, nobody’s figured out the answer, but if you do, you’re granted a lifetime supply of diamonds! But beware: listen too closely, and you might just be cursed to dance like a chicken every time you mine!

      • Spooky Spaghetti Monsters: Each full moon, our server reveals a secret dimension filled with giant meatballs and spaghetti monsters that will challenge your pasta-tastic skills! If you defeat one, they’ll drop enchanted forks that summon dinner parties with NPCs who only talk in movie quotes—great for impressing your friends or simply confusing them!

      • The Unofficial Olympics of Block-Crafting: Sign up for the most ridiculous sport you’ve ever seen—chicken racing! Race clucking champions as they sprint (or waddle) through obstacle courses made of sponge and slime! Winners earn a trophy that’s guaranteed to be 93% more shiny than any diamond prize. (No actual evidence has been collected on trophy shininess yet.)

      • Unicorns have Disco Parties: Every Wednesday, a magical unicorn appears in the enchanted forest to host secret disco raves! It’s rumored the unicorn gives out free glow sticks that never run out, but only if you can make it through a gauntlet of trapdoor traps and lava pits while wearing a tutu. Join now to keep your dancing skills sharp!

      • Villager Conspiracy Theories: Tired of the regular ol’ trading with villagers? Get ready to expose their conspiracy—rumor has it they’re hoarding emeralds to fund their underground party scene! Join our clandestine operation to infiltrate the village meetings and discover what they’re really up to. Just remember: if you dress up like a fishing rod, they’ll never suspect a thing.

      • Nether Portal Golf: Ever wanted to practice your swing with a Blaze? Now you can! Welcome to Nether Portal Golf where the hazards include lava lakes and Ghast fireballs! Use your enchanted diamond clubs to send your flaming golf balls into portals for the chance to open up new dimensions—making golf both a sport and an adventure!

      • Mystery of the Singing Creepers: Join the hunt for the rare singing creepers that only appear at midnight! They serenade you with ancient ballads of the server’s past—if you catch one, you’ll not only become a musical legend, but also magically attract mobs that drop more loot. Or you might just explode. It’s a toss-up really!

    So, what are you waiting for? Adventure awaits, insanity beckons, and the outrageous tales are just around the corner! Crank up your creativity and join our server, where every block placed can spark a new legendary story that’s impossible to prove… but super fun to believe! Don’t miss out on your chance to be part of the wildest Minecraft adventure known to block-kind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

    AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!

    but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

    CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

    so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

    MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
    Server Host PUBCS.com
    Java Version 1.20.6
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.0

    Brief Overview:

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 4 years. Over 15,900 unique players have joined. Mostly vanilla gameplay, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin. Supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play. Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, no world resets. Grief allowed in unclaimed areas. Public shopping district available.

    FAQ:

    Q: How long has the server been running?

    A: The server has been running for over 4 years.

    Q: How many unique players have joined?

    A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.

    Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?

    A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

    A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.

    Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?

    A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

    Q: Are there any world resets?

    A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.

    Q: How can I access the public shopping district?

    A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.

    Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?

    A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.

    Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?

    A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

    WitchyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.

    So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

    FuddieCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

    RevengeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?

    Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmellCraft: AITA Edition

    SmellCraft: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of playing on servers where players smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because on our server, we value personal hygiene just as much as we value building epic structures.

    Join us and experience a world where even the pixels smell fresh and clean. Our players are so fresh, they make the ocean biome look like a dirty pond. And don’t worry, we have scented plugins in every virtual corner to ensure that even the smelliest of players can’t ruin your gaming experience.

    And if you happen to come across a player who’s a bit ripe, don’t worry! Our moderators are trained in the art of subtle hints, like offering them a virtual gas card to go freshen up. So come join us and say goodbye to stinky players and hello to a fragrant gaming paradise. Remember, on our server, cleanliness is not just a virtue, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the cool kids in the blocky world!

    Join our server if you’re into players who can do the floss dance while mining diamonds, or if you swoon over someone who can build a pixel art of a giant taco in under 5 minutes. We’ve got players who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, or create elaborate roller coasters that make you question your own sanity.

    If you’re looking for a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then this is the place for you. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off zombie hordes together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FrenchieFrontiers

    FrenchieFrontiers

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this super cool Minecraft server where all the Frenchies left their forms and joined this epic group called the ‘Popular Front’ to battle against the far right. but, like, instead of fighting with words and stuff, they battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft! join this server if you want to be part of the most intense political showdown ever seen in the Minecraft universe. plus, there’s like, free baguettes for all players and a secret underground bunker filled with croissants. you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust me!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Traveling Blocks

    Time Traveling Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can do backflips and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. u can ride on a flying llama and battle giant creepers dat shoot rainbows out their butts. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a dragon if u bring him a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, our spawn point is a giant disco ball dat plays dubstep music 24/7. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life, u wont regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP