Witness

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a virtual world where the only thing shootin’ is arrows at creepers, then you gotta join this server, man. like, did you know that one in 15 Americans has seen a mass shooting? that’s some messed up stuff, dude. but on our server, the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is your shot at building the sickest castle or finding diamonds in the mines. come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only thing you’ll be dodging is zombie attacks, not bullets.

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Witness The Crafting Chaos

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JOIN NOW: DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE! (WITNESS ME)

Are you ready to experience the *best* Minecraft server that absolutely, definitely does NOT exist? Or maybe it exists, but it also collapses in on itself whenever you blink! Come join us on a journey where the only limit is the sanity that holds this reality together. But wait, is that even a limit? Or is it a suggestion? The more you play, the more you’ll understand that wormholes exist but only in the third dimension! You know, the one that’s *never* straight!

Feature	Explanation
Endless Anvils from Above	Why build when the universe is your anvil? Careful! They may start falling faster than your will to live!
Time-Travelling Pigmen	They say the past is dead, but how can it be when it keeps appearing in your current inventory? Spooky, right?
Invisible Blocks of Light	You can walk on them, but can you trust your feet? Or is that just the voices in your head talking?
Griefing with Flowers	Send your enemies floral arrangements that explode in happiness! Not guaranteed to make them happy.
Flying Creepers of Divine Scrutiny	They watch you, they judge you, they… also snack on the essence of despair. Join them for a picnic?

FAQ: BEWARE OF THE VOID!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Just walk into the ethereal light while reciting pi to 50 digits. If you fall through dimensions, you probably did it right!

Q: Is there a staff to help me?A: Staff? If you can find the invisible birds circling the neon pyramid, they might have something to say… or maybe just gibberish about socks. Who knows?

Q: What about the community?A: The community is a swirling mist of desires and regrets. You’re either family or a misplaced creeper! Be careful how you proceed.

Random Quotes from the Statics:

>WITNESS ME>Everything is an illusion, embrace the madness!>The blocks are alive and plotting against you!

Blocky Shootout Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being in a real life mass shooting but without the danger, ya know? like, 7% of our players have been on the scene where 4 or more people were shot, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna get hurt, unless u fall in lava or something lol. plus, 2% of our players have been “injured” in a mass shooting, but again, it’s all fun and games here. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving a virtual mass shooting, it’s a blast! no pun intended 😉 #minecraftmadness #virtualviolence

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DisturbCraft: Witness the Weird!

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Have you ever seen a creeper do the Macarena while riding a pig? Well, get ready to witness some truly bizarre and hilarious moments on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where chickens wear top hats and zombies break out into dance battles. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on in and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama)!

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Parental PvP Legacy

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come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?

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