Witness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

recent decades, Impact, survivors, Land, statistics

yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a virtual world where the only thing shootin’ is arrows at creepers, then you gotta join this server, man. like, did you know that one in 15 Americans has seen a mass shooting? that’s some messed up stuff, dude. but on our server, the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is your shot at building the sickest castle or finding diamonds in the mines. come join us and leave the real world behind, where the only thing you’ll be dodging is zombie attacks, not bullets.

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Witness The Crafting Chaos

#witnessmepopculture, #witnessmeinterpretation, #witnessmescene, #witnessme, #witnessmeemblematic

JOIN NOW: DISCOVER THE SECRET OF THE BLOCKY UNIVERSE! (WITNESS ME)

Are you ready to experience the *best* Minecraft server that absolutely, definitely does NOT exist? Or maybe it exists, but it also collapses in on itself whenever you blink! Come join us on a journey where the only limit is the sanity that holds this reality together. But wait, is that even a limit? Or is it a suggestion? The more you play, the more you’ll understand that wormholes exist but only in the third dimension! You know, the one that’s *never* straight!

Feature	Explanation
Endless Anvils from Above	Why build when the universe is your anvil? Careful! They may start falling faster than your will to live!
Time-Travelling Pigmen	They say the past is dead, but how can it be when it keeps appearing in your current inventory? Spooky, right?
Invisible Blocks of Light	You can walk on them, but can you trust your feet? Or is that just the voices in your head talking?
Griefing with Flowers	Send your enemies floral arrangements that explode in happiness! Not guaranteed to make them happy.
Flying Creepers of Divine Scrutiny	They watch you, they judge you, they… also snack on the essence of despair. Join them for a picnic?

FAQ: BEWARE OF THE VOID!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Just walk into the ethereal light while reciting pi to 50 digits. If you fall through dimensions, you probably did it right!

Q: Is there a staff to help me?A: Staff? If you can find the invisible birds circling the neon pyramid, they might have something to say… or maybe just gibberish about socks. Who knows?

Q: What about the community?A: The community is a swirling mist of desires and regrets. You’re either family or a misplaced creeper! Be careful how you proceed.

Random Quotes from the Statics:

>WITNESS ME>Everything is an illusion, embrace the madness!>The blocks are alive and plotting against you!

Blocky Shootout Fun Land

statistics, public health, Direct Exposure, Males, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being in a real life mass shooting but without the danger, ya know? like, 7% of our players have been on the scene where 4 or more people were shot, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna get hurt, unless u fall in lava or something lol. plus, 2% of our players have been “injured” in a mass shooting, but again, it’s all fun and games here. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving a virtual mass shooting, it’s a blast! no pun intended 😉 #minecraftmadness #virtualviolence

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DisturbCraft: Witness the Weird!

Disturbing, creepy, HORRIFYING, bone-chilling, weird

Have you ever seen a creeper do the Macarena while riding a pig? Well, get ready to witness some truly bizarre and hilarious moments on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where chickens wear top hats and zombies break out into dance battles. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on in and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama)!

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Parental PvP Legacy

domestic violence, children, PvP, Witness, mental health

come join our minecraft server, where we guarantee a 0% chance of witnessing any violence between parents! unlike those other servers where parents are fighting all the time, ours is a peaceful paradise where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

studies show that playing on our server can decrease your risk of heart disease by 36%! that’s right, just by building and exploring in our virtual world, you’ll be improving your heart health for years to come.

so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to a healthier heart! plus, we have free diamonds for all new players. because who needs therapy when you have minecraft, amirite?

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Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

bloody battles, overwhelming power, chainsaw devil, man, demon hunter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the legend of the player who said goodbye to public safety and embraced his inner intensity. Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

Join us now and become a part of the craziest adventures and wildest tales in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even become the next legend to leave public safety behind and embrace your own overwhelming intensity!

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WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

Event, Observation, Experience, peculiar sighting, Witness

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

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TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

trial, person, Integrity, prosecute, Justice

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

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ShowerCamShenanigans

complaint, foreign student, Ethics, Witness, ShowerCamShenanigans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

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BlockyHeartbreaks

Suffering, painful memory, Heartache, witnessing pain, Witness

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

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