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DumbConvosMC SMP

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Conversation, dim-witted, dumb, DumbConvosMC, Foolish, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, inane, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent, witless

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mines Excavated:	4141
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CraftyZelenskyy’s Summit Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution plan, CraftyZelenskyys, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, India, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace summit, peace talks, russia, Server, summit, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

lol ok so like imagine u r mining ur own business in this minecraft server right? and suddenly u get a message from Zelenskyy himself asking u to join a summit in India to end the war between Russia and Ukraine in the game like whaaaat??! join our server for epic diplomacy and world peace talks while building ur own empire and fighting off creepers with world leaders lolol #minecraftdiplomacy #worldpeace #creeperattack

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

aggression, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, european union, global impact, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile attack, nato, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life and build ur own world! we promise no russian missile attacks here, just lots of fun and adventure! our server is so lit, even putin would want to play here (but he’s not invited cuz he’s a party pooper). join now and build ur own bunker to hide from any potential missile attacks (jk, we have a strict no missile policy). so come on down and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

Fiber Fun Zone

Architecture, architecture classification, architecture classification tags, architecture tags, classification, classification of fiber, classification of fiber reinforcement, classification tags, fiber, fiber architecture, fiber reinforcement, fiber reinforcement architecture, fiber reinforcement tags, fiber tags, Fun, long tail, long tail tags, reinforcement architecture, reinforcement architecture tags, reinforcement tags, tags, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do i have the server for you! This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of block-building. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of fiber reinforcement architecture. They will teach you their ways and help you create the most indestructible structures in all of Minecraft.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of pixelated fun!

What is the IP for FORMULA 1 Minecraft Server?

action, Auto Racing, charles leclerc, f1, f1 highlights, ferrari, Formula, Formula 1, formula one, GP, Grand Prix, italian gp, Italian Grand Prix, Minecraft, Monza, motor racing, Server, Sport, sports

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Formula 1 is the pinnacle of motorsport, featuring the fastest cars and most talented drivers in the world. Established in 1950, F1 races are held on circuits around the globe, with teams competing for the Constructors’ Championship and drivers vying for the Drivers’ Championship. The sport is known for its high speeds, cutting-edge technology, and thrilling races that captivate fans worldwide. Formula 1 continues to evolve, pushing the boundaries of engineering and athleticism, making it a truly exhilarating and prestigious sporting event.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

16:9 edition, ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, b.., Block Merging, c#, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, d.., DEGenrated Art, E!, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, G.., guides, h.., Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Trash, VG, VT, Wiki, Y$

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Join our server for a crazy good time! We’ve got block merging that’ll make your mind melt, animations that’ll make you question reality, and a controlnet that’ll have you feeling like a Minecraft wizard.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you want to build a virtual blanket fort. Plus, we have models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content for all your wildest fantasies. And don’t even get us started on LoRa training – it’s like a boot camp for your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to lose track of time and reality – but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Minecraft SMP: MoneyMakerMania – Will making stacks of cash help me cope with not being a blocky billionaire?

$200k/year, billionaire, blocky, Cash, cope, coping mechanisms, cute girl, emotional well being, Financial Security, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, large amounts of money, making, material possessions, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyMakerMania, personal growth, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, stacks, STUDIES, success

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of not being a cute girl in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft SMP where money can buy you happiness and cuteness! We have a virtual economy that will make you richer than your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life happiness when you can have stacks on stacks of virtual diamonds? Join now and live your best cute girl life in Minecraft!

FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, foster system, FosterCraft, future planning, Identity, Job Opportunities, mental health, Minecraft, name change, personal choice, professional future, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, Support, teenager, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of a good name! Are you tired of being stuck with a name that holds you back in life? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer name-changing services to help you reach your full potential!

Just like Ryder, who was pressured by his foster parents to change his name to something more “sophisticated,” you too can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a cool username when you can have a professional-sounding one instead?

Join us and explore a world where your name truly matters. Who knows, maybe changing your Minecraft name will lead you to new opportunities and success beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t be stuck with a name that makes you cringe like Ryder’s foster mom – join our server and start afresh with a name that screams success!

So, are you ready to leave your old name behind and embrace a new identity in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the name-changing madness begin! Remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit when it comes to finding the perfect name for your virtual self. See you there, Ryans and Ryders alike!

DiaperDutyDilemma

caregiving responsibilities, DiaperDutyDilemma, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling like an asshole, handling family obligations, learning to care for younger sibling, looking after younger brother, navigating family dynamics, personal boundaries, personal discomfort, Potty training, refusing to change diaper, setting boundaries, sibling care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, uncomfortable with bodily fluids, uncomfortable with bodily functions, uncomfortable with nether region

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6469
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with dirty diapers and potty training drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you never have to wipe anyone’s bum, not even your little brother’s! We understand the struggle of dealing with nether regions, so come escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any messy clean-up duties. Plus, we have a strict “no nappy changing” policy to ensure a poop-free environment for all players. So come join us and leave the dirty work behind!

TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

antisemitism, celebration, diplomatic response, diplomatic scandal, discrimination, extremism, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, october 7, Palestinian, political controversy, prejudice, Propaganda, Radicalism, Senior diplomats, Server, spreading hate, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, violence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.

Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!

RuskiBlockz

Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7512	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!