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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3666 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1418 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.
Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?
So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!
