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ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	8815	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Votes:	268	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	1628
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!