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Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Magic Items Found:	3398

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

BlockstonedCraft

addiction, attraction, Baby Care, baby’s safety, BlockstonedCraft, Communication Issues, Decision making, deep sleep, Doctor, emergency, emotional reactivity, financial strain, health concerns, husband, Nightmares, psychiatrist, relationship, smell, smoking weed, Support, withdrawals

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	168
Towns Built:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the drama of a husband who smokes weed and has crazy nightmares.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lack of communication or deep sleepers who can’t hear emergencies. Our community is always alert and ready to help out, especially when it comes to taking care of virtual babies (yes, we have those too!).

Forget about spending money on weed that could be supporting your in-game baby. Join us and explore a world where the only withdrawals you’ll experience are from not playing enough Minecraft. And who needs a doctor or psychiatrist when you have a whole server of players ready to support you?

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with the smell of weed or emotionally reactive players. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time building, exploring, and having fun together.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual escapism. Who needs real life drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to?

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3942
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6752	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	608193
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Farms Harvested:	341	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	74
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	196
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.