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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7938 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!