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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3905 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!
And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!