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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	314614	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchantments Applied:	270
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	9024

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4183
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ores Mined:	7022	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	1825
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1848	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	842
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5421	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2069	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!