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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1146 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5189 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
