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DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	5
Votes:	7470	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5095
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Votes:	3165	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6233
Players Killed by Monsters:	7313	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	4862
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

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