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Echoing Visions 1.20.6

1.20.6, Backlash, Creative, Defensive, Drop, Echoing, Favorite, funny names, fuwawa, humor, JOKE, lash out, Late, mad, mococo, nicknames, opinion, opinionated, own the joke, simps, stupid move, Support, VISIONS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	4813
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total rollercoaster of craziness! Imagine a world where you can unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about reality, on this server you can be as outrageous as you want, no judgment here! Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Mococo and Fuwawa in a parallel universe where everything is pure chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Born2CraftLand

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being called an immigrant in Canada? Do you want to live in a place where you can finally be yourself without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a virtual Mexico where you can build your dream home, explore vibrant landscapes, and immerse yourself in the rich culture of this beautiful country. No need to worry about the weather making you sick or feeling like an outsider – on our server, you can truly be yourself and live your best virtual life.

Forget about real-life conflicts with your parents over wanting to move to Mexico. On our server, you can make all the decisions for yourself without any judgment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, our server offers a welcoming community where you can make friends, build epic structures, and embark on exciting adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start your journey to a happier virtual life in Mexico! Who needs real life drama when you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and fun?

HerstoryHeroes

10. Historical trailblazers, 11. Underrated icons, 12. Female changemakers, 13. Neglected heroines, 14. Lesser-known women, 15. Historical role models, 16. Women in the shadows, 17. Female visionaries, 18. Hidden figures, 19. Women of the past, 2. Forgotten women, 20. Female revolutionaries., 3. Unsung heroines, 4. Overlooked leaders, 5. Female pioneers, 6. Women’s history, 7. Underappreciated figures, 8. Hidden gems, 9. Women of influence, HerstoryHeroes, women in history

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ores Mined:	7363
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us and build alongside some of history’s most underrated female figures.

Ever wanted to team up with Cleopatra and build a pyramid? Or maybe go on a mining adventure with Joan of Arc? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you get to bring historical badasses to the present day and craft with them.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Queen Elizabeth I has hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds scattered throughout the server. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history (literally) with us!

Vader’s Sea Bug Market – A Crustacean Adventure

Adventure, bug, Crustacean, market, sea, Vaders

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	1077
Towns Built:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now!

so get this, on our server, we got giant sea bugs that look like darth vader! yea, u heard me right! these crustaceans are straight outta a vietnamese market and they are ready to take over the minecraft world!

imagine riding on the back of a darth vader sea bug as u battle other players in epic pvp battles! or maybe u wanna tame one and use it as a mount to explore the vast lands of our server!

but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot scattered all over the map! u never know what u might find when u go exploring!

so what are u waiting for?! join our server now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience! may the force be with u, young padawan!

Mystic Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANNOYED, ASKED, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, deep, emotions, feelings, let out, moid, mystic, Quests, relationship, sex, sigh, Signals, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, wanted

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell u, they got players who are so chill, they won’t even get mad if u ask them for sex in the game! Like, I asked this dude if he wanted to do the dirty and he just sighed deeply, like, bruh, that’s some next level tolerance right there! Join now for the most laid-back players ever!

BioDadFamDramaCraft

Abuse, bio dad, BioDadFamDramaCraft, Cancer, Contact, deadbeat, extended family, family, family drama, foster care, Genetic, half siblings, Lies, lies exposed, lying.., medical history, mormon family, relationship, Secrets, Trust, unique name

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Forget about your bio dad and his lies, on our server, you can create your own family with other players and build a virtual empire together. Who needs a deadbeat dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts to play with?

Plus, if you’re looking for some genetic background information, just ask our resident Minecraft scientist who can tell you all about the hereditary traits of Endermen and villagers. Who needs a 95-year-old grandfather when you have the wisdom of Minecraft players at your disposal?

So join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a long-lost sibling in the world of Minecraft!

WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

ZuckCraft: Cure Diseases or Bust!

Bust, charitable giving, cure, cure diseases, disease eradication, disease prevention, diseases, Facebook founder, global health, Health Innovation, Healthcare, healthcare funding, healthcare initiatives, Mark Zuckerberg, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, philanthropy, public health, social responsibility, technology in healthcare, Wife, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg Foundation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mark Zuckerberg’s failed attempts at curing diseases? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about those two and their empty promises. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more entertaining than watching Mark try to act like a human. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those boring billionaires in the dust!

BalticBlockParty

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, DOMINANCE, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, Politics, russia, Russia-NATO relations, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial waters

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil NATO dominance in the Baltic Sea! we ride polar bears into battle and use vodka as our secret weapon. build your own russian fortress and defend against the invading enemies with your trusty balalaika. join us and together we will show those pesky NATO who’s boss in the virtual world of minecraft! da comrade, let’s do this!

MythBuster’s ClimateCraft

#sustainability, activism, Challenging, climate action, climate advocacy, climate change, climate crisis, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate scientist, ClimateCraft, environmental activism, environmentalism, global warming, myth of neutrality, MythBusters, neutrality myth, scientific neutrality, scientific research, time to ditch

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, come join our server where we have climate scientists arguing about ditching the myth of neutrality! imagine mining for diamonds while listening to intense debates about climate change! who needs boring old factions when you can have heated discussions about activism and science? join now and be part of the revolution against neutrality myths! plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja sheep. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s challenge the neutrality myth together!