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PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	8232
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	1333	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	378465	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Farms Harvested:	1000	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Votes:	5409
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	8048

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7146	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.