witchy ramble – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

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CraftyBoomer

Adventure, aging, changes, CraftyBoomer, ENERGY, Exercise, habits, health, learning, Lifestyle, Maturity, patience, Priorities, Relaxation, responsibilities, Risk-taking, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Technology, Time

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server

alleged, alleged Russian war crimes, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrimez, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, funding freeze, global security, government funding, human rights violations, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian war crimes, Server, threatens, U.S, U.S. funding freeze, Ukraine, Ukraine investigations, war crimes investigation.

so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

#VTuberCommunity, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, amalee, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, KsonONAIR, kuro, LeeandLieTVCLIPS, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, vshojo, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoGeneral, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojothread, Vtuber, zen, zentreya

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all the vtubers who hang with them. Novas are out here playing Marvel Rivals, Michi is live and chillin’, and Mouse is playing Bioshock Infinite.

Join us on this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. We got all the links you need to stalk them on Twitch and YouTube.

If you wanna discuss Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just chat about the good ol’ days, we got channels for that.

Come on in and join the madness! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride!

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BlockyBowelBlunders Minecraft Server

BlockyBowelBlunders, Boundaries, Bowel Movements, Communication, Conversation, diarrhea, discomfort, emotions, feelings, health, Minecraft, partner, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, sharing, Support, Understanding, Upset

Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.

Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.

Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

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NoCompliCraft

age, Ageism, Appearance, appearance bias, appropriate response, Communication, Compliment, flattery, Honesty, Job Interview, judgment, lying.., Manners, NoCompliCraft, Professionalism, reaction, self esteem, self-image, social etiquette, Surprise, Workplace

Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

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MineCraftyAdulting

adulthood struggles, adulting, career decisions, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, MineCraftyAdulting, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-care, societal pressures, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape from the daily grind? Just hop on our server and build yourself a fortress made entirely of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.

So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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QuantumCraft Minecraft Server

Aerial, Defense, double, drone, Engineering, European, Expansion, German, growth, innovation, Manufacturer, Manufacturing, market, Military, Minecraft, production, quantum systems, QuantumCraft, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, just like how this German drone company is like, doubling their production in Ukraine or whatever. but like, who cares about drones when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your friends, right? like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, that would be insane, right? so, like, join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure, because why not, amirite?

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EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army

Alliance, Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense policy, EuroCraft, Europe, european army, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.

picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.

oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Plant Protein Paradise

#sustainability, agricultural development, agricultural innovation, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, crop production, environmental impact, Farmers, farming practices, Food Industry, food security, Paradise, Plant, plant-based diets, plant-based nutrition, plant-based products, plant-based protein, protein, protein formulations, south africa, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable farming

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the animals are actually made out of plant-based protein! That’s right, no more killing innocent cows and pigs for food. On this server, you’ll be munching on tofu chickens and seitan steaks all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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