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TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	175	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	2290	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Villages Defended:	19	New Chunks Explored:	766134
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	479916
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.