witchsisters Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

#sustainability, 3rd, Astronomy, climate change, Development, Earth, environmental concerns, Global Issues, human impact, INEQUALITY, natural disasters, planet, Pollution, population growth, POVERTY, Resources, Server, solar system, Space, Sun, Suns, third world countries, third world problems, wheel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Animals Bred:	110
Star Shards Collected:	236	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2448

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

Ancient, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient recipes, archaeological discovery, bacterial evolution, CheeseCraft, cow DNA, dairy, dairy industry, dairy production, dairy products, DNA analysis, fermentation, food history, food preservation, food science, Fun, goat DNA, human health, kefir cheese, lactobacillus, oldest cheese, probiotics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ores Mined:	9211	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	260

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, cold, family, financial position, financial trouble, Help, living situation, Minecraft, NoBroMoveIn, Peace, personal space, Routine, selfish, Server, Siblings, Space, Struggle, Support, toddlers, unaccommodating, work from home

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4525	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

controlling parents, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Family Values, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Pregnancy, privacy, private celebration, private moments, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisRevealNoParentsAITA, sister support, Sisterhood, strained relationships

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	4319	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

clothing disasters, clothing horrors, clothing mistakes, fashion blunders, fashion disasters, fashion disasters celebrities, fashion disasters history, fashion disasters list, fashion disasters red carpet, fashion disasters runway, fashion disasters to avoid, fashion fails, fashion faux pas, fashion mishaps, fashion nightmares, fashion regrets, FashionDisasterMC, smp, style disasters, wardrobe malfunctions, worst clothing item, worst dressed

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

80s movies, back to the future, christopher lloyd, classic, Craft, cult favorite, delorean, Doc Brown, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, iconic movies, Marty McFly, Michael J. Fox, Nostalgia, remake, Robert Zemeckis, science fiction, steven spielberg, time travel, Timeless

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Star Shards Collected:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

advanced AI models, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, data analysis, deep learning, digital assistants, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, innovation, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, problem solving, Reliability, Shenanigans, superintelligence, Technology, trustworthiness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!