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MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8294
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ores Mined:	9611	Towns Built:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8527
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Star Shards Collected:	101
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	802
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6513	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Potions Brewed:	165	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!