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LockBlockKids

Automotive Industry, cars, child lock, child safety, childproofing., children, convenience, digital age, Future, innovation, LockBlockKids, mobile devices, MODERN, obsolete, parenting, parenting challenges, Safety, smart phone use, technological advancements, Technology, technology in cars

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Items Found:	6073

lol come join our server, where child locks are so last season! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. forget about boring old cars, on our server you can ride a rainbow unicorn through the skies and battle evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Merchant Craft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minigames, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	106	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	8646
Buildings Constructed:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to Merchant Craft! We are a friendly player-driven community! Come play now, solo, or with friends, Merchant Craft is for everyone! We currently offer a simple Survival SMP, and more to come! Come join now at merchantcraft.xyz:25565! You won’t regret it!

play.merchantcraft.xyz

SwanCo.&Friends

admin team, Adventure, Automation, Community, creativity, Engineer, epic builds, Friends, industry-focused, innovation, legend, Machinery, Machines, Minecraft, Modpack, progress, Quests, Support, Survival, SwanCo, Technically Industrial Legacy, Tekkit

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	183265	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Gear up for an electrifying journey into the heart of innovation on our Technically Industrial Legacy server! Version 1.16.5 has never been more thrilling with this carefully curated tech and industry-focused modpack that will take your Minecraft experience to dazzling new heights. Unleash your inner engineer as you harness the power of cutting-edge machinery, automate your processes, and revolutionize your gameplay in ways you never thought possible. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out, our friendly community is here to welcome you with open arms and provide round-the-clock support from our dedicated admin team, share epic builds, and embark on e Join forces with fellow pioneers pic quests together. Then, dive into the action and let your creativity run wild amidst the whirring of machines and the hum of progress. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime join us now and become a legend in the world of Technically Industrial Minecraft!

50.20.254.134

SkinnyCraft Minecraft Server

achieving results, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, getting back in shape, getting in shape, getting skinny again, healthy lifestyle, jogging for weight loss, Minecraft, Physical fitness, running for beginners, running for health, running for weight loss, running motivation, Server, SkinnyCraft, slimming down, starting a fitness journey, staying active, weight loss, went for a run, workout progress

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	219
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	587	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be running so much you’ll be getting skinny again in no time! Our virtual personal trainers will have you sprinting through pixelated forests and jumping over lava pits in no time. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pounds and hello to a slim and trim avatar!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere in the server that will give your character super speed and agility. Imagine zooming past all your friends and leaving them in the dust as you conquer obstacle courses and race to the finish line. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Minecraft server that doubles as a fitness program?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the fittest Minecraft character in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even inspire your real-life self to hit the gym and get in shape too!

Minecraft SMP: 65IQGang

65IQGang, ableism, Cruel, damaging, degrading, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, intelligence, iq, low iq, mental health, Minecraft, offensive, sick, smp, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ores Mined:	7945	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the cows are doing backflips. Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a llama in a top hat. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no IQ shaming” policy – unless your IQ is over 200, then you might be too smart for us. So come on down and join the madness, just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoSplitNoEatMC

appetizer, Australia, casual dinner, exact number, expensive dishes, finances, jaw drop, leeches, lost my appetite, main course, Miller Lite, NoSplitNoEatMC, outrageous bill, Restaurant, separate bar, separate bill, small friend group, sob story, split the bill, steak, tip

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1674

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

ParentalCraft: Signs of Decay

decay, ParentalCraft, signs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your parents nag you to get off the computer and go outside? Look no further than our Minecraft server for adult children who are estranged from their parents!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and misfit players who understand the struggle of dealing with disapproving parents. Build your own virtual family with other estranged adult children and create a world where you can finally be yourself without judgment.

Whether your parents never understood your love for gaming or they just couldn’t handle your epic builds, this server is the perfect escape for those looking to connect with others who share similar experiences. So come on, join us and let’s build a new family together – one block at a time!

Zelenskyy’s Peace Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Japanese media, Minecraft, negotiations, November, Peace, peace agreement, peace plan, peace process, peace talks, Peacebuilding, Plan, political strategy, Server, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying, cows doing the cha cha slide, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a whole party up in here, man.

you gotta join this server because, like, the peace plan is gonna be ready by November, just like Zelenskyy said. we gonna have all the mobs living in harmony, no more fighting or blowing stuff up. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, we got a secret underground disco where you can boogie with the Endermen and party with the skeletons. it’s like Studio 54 but with more zombies.

so come on down to this server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to dance all night long. peace out, homies.

KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2922	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.