Witches of Reddit Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Compression Co.

Anime, batch command, compression, compression ratio, data compression, encoding software, Fat PS3, ffmpeg, file size reduction, legacy encoder, media encoding, pixelated, Storage, storage save, USB Media, video compression, video encoding, video processing, video quality, visual quality

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of running out of storage space on your Fat PS3 because of all the anime you’ve downloaded? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can compress and encode all your anime videos for better storage!

Join us and experience the thrill of saving a massive 96% of storage space without losing any visual quality. Just imagine all the extra room you’ll have for building epic structures and exploring our wacky world.

Plus, rumor has it that the batch command used for video encoding on our server is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries and become the ultimate anime-watching, storage-saving champion? Join us now and find out!

Blocky Joggers Minecraft Server – Run, mine, and LOL your way to victory!

#workout, active lifestyle, blocky, Cardio, determination, endorphins, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh air, health, Joggers, Jogging, lol, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, Nature, outdoors, physical activity, RUN, Running, self-care, Server, stress relief, sweat, Victory, wellness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	3920	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle gym on steroids!

Join us if you want to go for a jog… through a virtual world filled with exploding pigs, dancing llamas, and singing creepers. Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget you’re even exercising!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So lace up those virtual sneakers and come join us for the most ridiculous jog of your life. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Let’s get running… and laughing!

Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

blocky, Britanons, British cities, Brits, city exploration, city life, cityscape, CREEPERS, crumpets, cultural hubs, england, historical sites, Leeds, local cuisine, Minecraft, nightlife, population density, Server, shopping, tea, tourist attractions, travel destinations, United Kingdom, urban living, vibrant communities, West Yorkshire, Yorkshire

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	478
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

Suzuna’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets J-pop in the most epic way possible!

#youtube, BLOCK, comparison, Epic, Japanese singer, jpop, meets, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), online presence, Party, Performance, Popularity, singing, softer voice, Suisei, SUZUNA NAGIHARA, Suzunas, talent, Underrated, vibrato, vocal, vocal control, vocal range, vocal technique

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Items Found:	2591	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a virtual idol singing battle? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Suzuna Nagihara’s vibrato can’t compete. Join us and experience a softer voice that will make Suisei sound like a harsh on/off switch. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Paggi’s TV Show Minecraft Madness

CHANGE, creativity, decision, Entertainment, improve, Improvement, madness, Minecraft, Paggis, Pagliorulo, Quality, Recommendation, Removal, script, Show, show creation, show development, show improvement, show writing, showrunning, suggestion, television, tv show, Writers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Animals Bred:	170	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Pagliorulo look like a total snoozefest! Our writers are straight-up comedy geniuses who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more laughs than a clown convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zombie JuiceCraft

#cocksucking, #fuckyou, #hopeitwaspainful, #juiceisdead, #pieceofshit, JuiceCraft, murderous, oj, rat, zombie

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	New Chunks Explored:	276302
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being called a “painful, murderous little rat” by your friends? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! We have a special surprise waiting for all you oj-loving, cocksucking pieces of shit out there. Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of this crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineHonkai: Star Rail LOLz

abundance, ACHERON, BOOTHILL, CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWER, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HSR1YEAR., Immersive Interactive Exhibition, lolz, Luocha, MineHonkai, MOREPEACH0327, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, STARRAILGIFT, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the digital realm like Tron.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!

LazyLlama’s 4chanDoomScrolling Bedrock Adventure

#youtube, 4chan, 4chanDoomScrolling, Adventure, Bed.., bedrock, binge watching, couch potato, digital consumption, doomscrolling, internet addiction, laziness, LazyLlamas, mindless scrolling, online entertainment, pointless content, procrastination, screen time, social media, technology addiction, time wasting, unhealthy habits, unproductive, wasting time

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato and wasting away in bed all day? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the depths of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and wild antics that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Chaos & Creepers, Where Even Steve Says ‘LOL, When Will We Have Something Like This?’

Anime, banter, biden, blocky, Chaos, chatgpt ai, coom, Crafting, CREEPERS, cute waifu, faggt, Headsets, hentai, Kino, lol, mmorpg, Nostalgia, portable hard drive, SÃO, shower, SNACKS, steve, sword art online, vr, wagiecuck, weeb

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	390174	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!

Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

1 bedroom rent $2200, Alberta, Anon, automotive job on lay-off, Be meCanadian, blocks, Chaos, Crafty, depression, end it, engrish, F150, Failure, force be with you, Ford Focus, fuck.jpeg, gas up, groceries up, Lost, low, no hope, nowhere to go, ontario, passport, Sleep in car, trudeau, Ukraine, what to do

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8201
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!