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Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	9106	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	259	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5625

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2758
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

play.astrify.net

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	8059	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.