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SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Crops Grown:	5546
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ores Mined:	4256
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1892

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	167
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crops Grown:	6354

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	195	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	478	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	750510	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8297	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

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