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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Star Shards Collected:	131
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	72
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).