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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5291 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!