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FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	1742	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	453	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2204	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!