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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4549 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold ingots. u can only access it if u defeat the evil Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken. yep, u heard me right, a rubber chicken.
also, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky and drop rare enchanted items for u to collect. but be careful, cuz the pigs are actually shape-shifting aliens in disguise.
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes in the land? he’s a real comedian, that one.
so, come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of minecraft land. trust me, u won’t regret it.
