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BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	76
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6602	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6419
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3798

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3550
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	5256	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!