Wishing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

putin, video messages, Server, Government, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

magic lamp, wish fulfillment, magical beings, manifesting power, manifesting dreams

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

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RegretCraft: No Rerolls

missed opportunities, Rerolls, lessons learned, Choices, remorse

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

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RegretCraft: TooOldToMine

unfulfilled dreams, life choices, RegretCraft, hindsight, Self Discovery

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on all the fun in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive your glory days and make up for lost time in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant eternal youth and unlimited diamond armor. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with crazy mobs like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

Once you find the Golden Potato, you’ll be able to turn back time and relive your youth, complete with all the energy and enthusiasm of a teenager. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to eternal youth and Minecraft mayhem!

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DorkCraft Minecraft Server

past, fun times, Memories, Miss these dorks, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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RegretCraft: No Regrets, Just Blocks

personal growth, Life, looking back, RegretCraft, Choices

Are you tired of living a boring life full of regrets? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and make unforgettable memories with our wacky community of players.

Forget about your regrets and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and slay dragons with your new virtual friends? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

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DreamCraft Minecraft Server

dark thoughts, Wake Up, Despair, emotional, coping mechanisms

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of waking up every morning not knowing if you’ll survive the day! Our unique gameplay includes daily torture challenges that will keep you on the edge of your block. And if that’s not enough, we have movie nights where we watch films that will make you question your existence. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive our crazy world!

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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

FANTASY, cautionary tale, eerie, regrets, mysterious powers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

healing, compassion, wishing, wellness, love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

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LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

fat fetish, curvy, Server, desire, #brap machine

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

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