🔥Wishful Thoughts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

amusing, Awesome, Blue, dream scenario, Entertaining, FANTASY, far-fetched, Florida, funny, humor, humoristic, hypothetical situation, Improbable, Minecraft, smp, SoFreakingEPIC, unlikely, WHIMSICAL, wishful dreaming, wishful fantasy, wishful hoping, Wishful thinking, Wishful Thoughts

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	133
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crops Grown:	4372	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	3557	Potions Brewed:	115
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	1796
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Items Found:	3601	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!