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TimeTravelerRegrets – Minecraft SMP
altering history, altering the course of events, altering the future, Alternate Timeline, change the past, correcting errors, do-over, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from the past, Minecraft, past mistakes, redo, regret, rewriting history, second chance, smp, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelerRegrets, Wishful thinkingIf I could go back in time, I would totally join this Minecraft SMP sooner! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was wandering around the server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. I thought I hit the jackpot, but little did I know, it was actually a trap set by the owner to test my skills. Long story short, I ended up fighting a horde of angry zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. It was chaotic, but also hilarious. So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and make memories that will last a lifetime, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. -
CraftyTime SMP
artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balanceAre you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.
Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
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RespawnWithBae
Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinkingIf you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide! -
Anime Son Minecraft Server
Anime, anime character, anime fandom, Boy, daydreaming, dreams, emotional connection, family, FANTASY, fictional, idealized relationship, imagination, longing, love, maternal instinct, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Son, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinkingWell, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad! -
Back2Craft2012
Alternate Reality, Back2Craft2012, Childhood, daydreaming, favorite year, historical moments, Nostalgia, past memories, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, temporal displacement, time capsule, Time Loop, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel paradox, time warp, Wishful thinking, wistful longing, yearning for the pastIf you could go back to any year, why not go back to the year when our Minecraft server was born? Picture this: a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Join us on this wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and tame a pet dragon named Fluffy. So why go back to any old year when you can go back to the year of endless fun and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will make your future self jealous! -
Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinkingAre you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!
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So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP
amusing, Awesome, Blue, dream scenario, Entertaining, FANTASY, far-fetched, Florida, funny, humor, humoristic, hypothetical situation, Improbable, Minecraft, smp, SoFreakingEPIC, unlikely, WHIMSICAL, wishful dreaming, wishful fantasy, wishful hoping, Wishful thinking, Wishful ThoughtsWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?
2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!
4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!
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ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
“Youth, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, Experience, growth, Innocence, introspection, learning, Memories, Nostalgia, past, perspective, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, smp, time travel, Wishful thinking, wistfulAre you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).
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CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinkingAre you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?
So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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NoFamInvites4U
defending family, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, NoFamInvites4U, parenting, sibling rivalryWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!
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HRnightmare Minecraft SMP
challenging coworker, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, difficult colleague, difficult manager, difficult personalities, employee relations, HR, HRnightmare, human Resources, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, negative experience, office drama, professional relationships, smp, team dynamics, toxic behavior, toxic workplace, work environment, workplace challenges, workplace conflict, worst personJoin our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all! -
BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage
ABSTINENCE, abstinence only, BlockyLove, comprehensive sex education, Contraception, diamonds, education system, falsehoods, ignorance, Marriage, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality, STDs, teen pregnancyAre you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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UkraineDefenseMC Server
biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defence, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, national security, Peacekeeping, political speeches, Server, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, UN, united nations, valedictory speech, world leaderslol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss! -
Whale Sound Adventures
come join our epic minecraft server where sperm whales rule the land! yep, you heard that right, these massive creatures are the bosses of the server and they have some juicy secrets to spill. ever wondered what they do in their free time? well, now you can find out!watch as the sperm whales build underwater cities, ride dolphins like surfboards, and even have epic battles with giant squids. it’s a whale of a time, literally!
but that’s not all, we also have custom biomes filled with rainbow-colored trees, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the wild and wacky world of sperm whales! it’s a whale-y good time, trust us.
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Seraph’s Wild: Where the only thing more wild than the terrain is the players!
Active Staff, apply to join, Builders, commitment to Vanilla, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, mature audience, Minimal Lag, no land claiming, Players, proximity chat, rollback griefing, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, technical players, Terrain, voice chat, Wild, World MapMinecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla Age Requirement 16+ Features - World Map! (click here)
- Proximity Chat/Voice Chat
- Discord to Minecraft Chat
- Small community
- Active staff
- Commitment to vanilla
- Enforced Rules
- No land claiming (Rollback griefing!)
- Minimal Lag
- Custom Advancements
Apply to join
You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple!
Discord https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can join by applying through our Discord server. Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, the age requirement is 16 and above. What type of players are welcome on the server? All types of Minecraft players are welcome, from technical to builders. Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom advancements for more challenges. Is there a World Map available for the server? Yes, you can access the World Map by clicking the provided link. We hope to see you on the server soon! Good luck!
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Nijisanji-Free Minecraft Server
Cecilia, Graduation, holoEN, Holostars, indie, Ironmouse, Live streaming, Luxiem, Minecraft, Nijisanji, NijisanjiFree, online content, phase, pikamee, pippa, Roberu, Server, streaming, tenma, virtual personality, virtual youtuber, vshojo, VtuberAre you tired of being out of the loop with all the latest VTuber and Minecraft server shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of VTuber ignorance! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about not knowing who the new HoloEN girls are, or missing out on the latest Nijisanji debuts.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to summon a virtual idol to help you mine diamonds and slay zombies. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve, now you’ll have VTubers by your side to guide you through the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate VTuber expert, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft!
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CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO Minecraft SMP
business entities, corporate citizenship, corporate personhood, corporate personhood argument, corporate personhood case, corporate personhood constitution, corporate personhood controversy, corporate personhood debate, corporate personhood definition, corporate personhood ethics, corporate personhood law, corporate personhood pros and cons, corporate personhood rights, corporate personhood ruling, corporate personhood supreme court, corporate rights, Corporations, corporations are people too, legal entities, Minecraft, people, smpWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where corporations are people too! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded boardrooms, creeper-infested cubicles, and zombie interns who just can’t seem to get their work done on time.Our server is run by a team of ruthless CEOs who will stop at nothing to dominate the market and crush their competition. Want to build the biggest skyscraper in all of Minecraft? We’ve got you covered. Need to lay off some villagers because profits are down? No problem, we’ve got a whole HR department for that.
But be warned, the competition is fierce. You’ll have to navigate through hostile takeovers, hostile mobs, and even hostile water cooler gossip if you want to make it to the top. And if you think you can trust your fellow players, think again. In this cutthroat world of corporate Minecraft, alliances are made to be broken and friendships are just a liability.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our diamond pickaxes. Just remember, in the world of corporations, it’s not personal, it’s just business.
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TallTunes Minecraft Server
active concert goer, aita, Atlanta, close to the stage, Concert, concert etiquette, first come first serve, floor space, Frustration, Justified, Masquerade-Heaven, Minecraft, opinion, pushing past, Server, shorter girls, standing room, Tall, TallTunes, UNCOMFORTABLE, VenueAre you tired of dealing with rude concert-goers who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects personal space and virtual concerts are the new trend!Imagine a world where you can build your own stage, invite your friends to a virtual concert, and never have to worry about someone stepping on your virtual heels. No more grunting with frustration, just pure virtual fun!
Don’t be stuck in a crowded venue with people who don’t know proper concert etiquette. Join our server and create your own concert experience where you are the star of the show. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual harmony!
So come on, join us and let’s rock out together in the virtual world where the only thing bumping into you is the beat of the music!