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CraftyCash: SpendItAllOnBlocks

CraftyCash, dream purchases, dream shopping trip, dream splurges, extravagant indulgence, extravagant shopping, fantasy purchases, fantasy shopping spree, fantasy splurges, frivolous expenses, impractical spending, impractical splurges, indulgent shopping, lavish spending, Luxury items, SpendItAllOnBlocks, splurge ideas, unreal shopping, unrealistic purchases, whimsical buys, whimsical splurges, wishful spending

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	373916	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4050
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spending $10,000 on something impractical is just the beginning of the craziness! Join us and build a diamond-encrusted roller coaster that leads straight to a pool of lava! Or maybe create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your budget). So come on in and let your wildest dreams run wild – just make sure to bring your sense of humor along for the ride!

SoberCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ores Mined:	3353
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3175
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Dragon Eggs Found:	974	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6584
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	373
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!