| Players: | Votes: | ||
| Rating: | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7542 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
