God I Wish That Were Me Minecraft Server

wish granted, Wishful thinking, long tail tag, envy, Jealousy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and majestic that just catching a glimpse of it will bring you eternal luck and fortune. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can grant wishes, so make sure you bring your best bargaining skills when you encounter it.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world? These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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WishfulCraft Minecraft Server

dream come true, wish upon a star, make a wish, FANTASY, wish granting

If you wished for a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made Herobrine jealous, then your wish has been granted! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of diamond blocks, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that Notch himself hid the legendary enchanted golden apple somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots.

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WishCraft – What’s Your Dream?

wish for success, wish for health, wish fulfillment, wish for more wishes, dream come true

If your wish is to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it will make your wildest dreams come true, then look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of talking sheep who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and never take things too seriously. Trust us, once you experience the madness and mayhem of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

age difference, Crafty30s, learning, aging, Development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

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PizzaGreaseCraft

hygiene, PizzaGreaseCraft, spills, maintenance, Entertainment

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

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BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

gender, Human Behavior, biological impact, BrainyBlocks, Social Impact

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

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Panda Junior High School

Survival, Cross-Play, Server, Panda Junior High School, Custom Items

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

mc.pandasmp.cloud

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MurdocMC

Playtime ranks, Activestaff, Quests, Shop, Community

MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

Features:+ Shop GUI+ mcMMO+ Quests+ Time Vote (Vote for the Time Of Day)+ MoneyFromMobs (Upon the killing of a mob, you receive money)+ Vote Crates+ Survival+ PvP+ Friendly & Active Staff+ Small Community+ Playtime Ranks (Earn ranks via user playtime [Excluding AFK time])

Info:As soon as GeyserMC updates their plugin to work with spigot/paper 1.21, we will introduce the server to Bedrock/Java/Any Version of Minecraft/& make it crossplatform.

IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

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Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Unwelcome, Server, dedicated server, quality of life mods, No Unwelcome PvP

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

yoga, appreciation, gym, stretchy, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

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Wish Upon A Star

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

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