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Saucy Cuties Minecraft Server: Where the qts are pixelated and the sauce is endless!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cuteness overload! We’ve got adorable pixelated animals roaming around, cute little houses with heart-shaped windows, and even a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret sauce that makes all your builds look extra fabulous. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cuteness levels are off the charts!

GravellyF1 – Zooming Around with Gravelly Consequences in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than watching Nico Hülkenberg race without ever scoring a podium? Join our server where the only thing faster than Lewis Hamilton’s win drought is our server’s performance! With more twists and turns than Fernando Alonso’s comeback, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Immerse yourself in a world where Imola has replaced asphalt with gravel, just like how we’ve replaced boring gameplay with heart-pounding excitement. And forget about $280 lobster rolls, on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is victory!

Join now and be a part of the action-packed world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs F1 when you can race against your friends in the Alpine 100 Race Pain73 on our server? So what are you waiting for? Leave Theo Poorchair in the dust and become the McLaren driver of your dreams on our server today!

2 Francs Minecraft Server: Where Bread is Cheaper Than Diamonds

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Tired of overpriced bread in America? Well, our Minecraft server is the solution to all your carb-filled woes! Join us and experience a world where bread costs 2 francs and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our server). Our community is filled with friendly players who will trade you bread for diamonds, because why not? So come on over and see why our server is the breadwinner of them all (pun intended)!

Blocky Bants

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!

So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

Simple SMP (New world!)

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	9702
Animals Bred:	184	Enchantments Applied:	185
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Join our Discord!

8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.

You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

simplesmp.net

MenaceMC Factions VS Hypixel

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded and laggy
Wide variety of minigames and modes	May have stricter rules and moderation
Regular updates and events	Some pay-to-win elements

MenaceMC Factions

Pros	Cons
Provides a toxic and challenging environment	Not suitable for all player types
Caters to experienced players who enjoy PvP	Promotes toxicity and aggressive behavior

FAQ

1. How many players can I expect to find on each server?

Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of concurrent players, while MenaceMC Factions may have a smaller but more dedicated community of experienced players.

2. What kind of gameplay experiences can I expect on each server?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and modes, while MenaceMC Factions is focused on a toxic and challenging environment for PvP enthusiasts.

3. Are there any pay-to-win elements on these servers?

Hypixel may have some pay-to-win elements in certain modes, while MenaceMC Factions may have a more level playing field with a focus on skill and experience.

Gawr Gura’s Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Star Shards Collected:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, serenading you with catchy tunes. Or how about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on giant chickens armed with exploding watermelons? Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content from our very own YouTube sensation, Gawrgura, who will guide you through the wacky world of our server with her infectious energy and quirky humor. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some truly outrageous swag that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Cubes Co.

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2995	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
New Chunks Explored:	295331	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we r8 and deb8 each others’ gr8s! That’s right, we have weekly competitions where players showcase their builds and then we all argue about which one is the best. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks! Plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. So if you want a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience, join us now!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Farms Harvested:	723
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pine.mineblaze.xyz

PCdivers Minecraft Server: Where Winning is a Habit!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DEV who is so obsessed with capes that he wants to add a special design to commemorate the epic battle against the snoyborgs! Yes, you heard that right – snoyborgs. These half snowman, half cyborg creatures have been terrorizing our server for weeks and it’s time to show them who’s boss. Join us now and help us defeat the snoyborgs once and for all, and maybe you’ll earn yourself a snazzy cape in the process. Who knew fashion could be so deadly?