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RegretfulBuyer Minecraft SMP

bad investment, buyer’s guilt, buyer’s remorse, costly mistake, decision, Disappointment, financial regret, hindsight, impulse buy, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, MONEY, Purchase, regret, regretful spending, RegretfulBuyer, regrettable purchase, remorseful, smp, SPENDING, Wasted, wish I hadn’t bought

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3436	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s so lit! Like, I regret not joining sooner because it’s like a virtual paradise with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. And guess what? The owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even is that?! And there’s this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance parties, it’s wild. So yeah, join now or forever live in regret like me for not joining earlier, trust me you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you will regret it. But still, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! #minecraftislife #unicornsandpizza

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8657	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	443	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Star Shards Collected:	270	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	1661
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	929
Animals Bred:	62	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	267	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!