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Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

Alternative, Community, Computer, Customization, Dear, Digital, feeling superior, innovation, intellectual superiority, iPhone, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, SECURITY, smp, social status, software, tech-savvy, Technology, technology users, UNIQUENESS, Users, wiser

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2922
Mines Excavated:	3739	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2027	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

CoinCollectorMinecraftSMP

Analysis, bagger, Baggies, Bear, Bitcoin, CANDLES, CoinCollectorMinecraftSMP, Coins, dialysis, Features, fud, less fortunate, makeover, News, Personality, Popular, Pump, solana, Stable, token needed, wiser

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become as popular as a shiny new Bitcoin! Our server is filled with crazy characters, like the mysterious Linkie who is on a quest to become the most popular player ever.

With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!

Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!

GenZCraft: Smarter, Wiser, Blocks

blocks, comparison, Experience, generation, GenZCraft, growth, humility, intelligence, knowledge, learning, next, Perception, perspective, previous, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Smarter, societal norms, Superiority, wisdom, wiser

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, u think u smarter than ur grandpappy? well, u aint seen nothin yet til u join this cray cray minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! yea, u heard me right, u can have a laugh with a creeper before it blows u up!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night! u can party with them and learn their funky dance moves! and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep that give out free diamonds!

if u think u got what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and show off ur skills! who knows, u might even become the king of the server and rule over all the silly creatures that inhabit it! so what u waiting for? come on down and join the fun!

Southeast Squad Minecraft Server

cultural diversity, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming demographics, gaming preferences, Indonesian, indonesian speakers, language diversity, language preference, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, Online Community, online gaming, Playerbase, Server, Southeast, southeast asian culture, southeast asian gamers, southeast asian languages, southeast asian players, southeast asians, squad, tagalog, tagalog speakers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old English chatter on Minecraft servers? Join our server where the entire player base consists of Southeast Asians speaking Tagalog or Indonesian! Get ready to learn a new language while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever defeats the diamond dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with language lessons, diamond dragons, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in Southeast Asia!

Falcom General SMP #2157 – The Adventures of FalcomFreaks

Adol, Adventures, AI translations, Daybreak 2, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, FalcomFreaks, general, interviews, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, nordics, Oath in Felghana, releases, smp, Soundtrack, The Legend of Heroes, Toshihiro Kondo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, Ys Memoire

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable decision-making!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glow-in-the-dark obsidian. Not to mention, our mobs are equipped with top hats and monocles for that extra touch of sophistication.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to legendary loot chests filled with items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly, and potions that turn you into a giant chicken for a day. Who wouldn’t want to be a clucking superhero?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and learn their funky moves while exploring hidden caves filled with glittering treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Judge Amit’s Minecraft Server

5 years, Amits, ban from search engine business, Crafty, destroys google, forces sell chrome, go after china, go after japan, going after criminals, going after monopolies, judge, judge amit, Minecraft, our hero, pushes capital riot, republican groups, sentence by next year, Server, trump case, turning down president immunity

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	193	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are taking down giant corporations like Google by making them sell Chrome and banning them from the search engine business for 5 years! We even pushed the capital riot by Republican groups and Trump case through by turning down presidential immunity – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! We are actually going after criminals and monopolies in the Minecraft world. And guess what? We have big plans to go after Japan and China next! Become a hero on our server and join the chaos today! Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and scandalous?

PixelPainter Minecraft SMP

Art Creation, art critique, art development, art experimentation, art improvement, art iteration, art regeneration, art training, art validation, artistic model, Artistic process, artistic style, crap art, great art, iteration-validation loop, Minecraft, o1 style artist model, PixelPainter, regenerate parts, shitty art, SLOP, smp, validator training

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1066	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have cracked the code on creating the ultimate o1 style artist model! But get this, instead of training our validator on great art, we train it on the shittiest art we can find. Why, you ask? Because our iteration-validation loop is so next level that it can regenerate parts that look like pure crap or slop into masterpieces! Join us if you want to be a part of this insane experiment and witness the birth of the most bizarrely beautiful art you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride)!

BlockyGalaxy – Minecraft Server

BlockyGalaxy, Daikkuri, Damage Calculator, FAQ, fashion history, Global Alliances, Item Codes, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, NGS Wiki, Oyasumi, phantasy star, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, pso2g, RappyDeathsquad, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Server, Stardust Drive, Tendoku, Toblerone, Verification Data

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and excitement that awaits you in our pixelated paradise.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where alliances are formed between RappyDeathsquad, Daikkuri, and Toblerone. Battles are fought, friendships are forged, and enemies are vanquished in the most epic ship wars you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our Scratch Tickets are like no other, offering fashion items that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies. And don’t even get me started on our NGS Damage Calculator – crunch those numbers and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft master.

With a roadmap that promises endless possibilities and a fashion history that will make your head spin, this server is the place to be for all your block-building needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Boring Soulless Giga Normie Minecraft SMP

Average, bland, Boring, dull, funny, Giga, Minecraft, monotonous, mundane, Normie, ordinary, Repetitive, smp, soulless, Typical, Uneventful, unexceptional, unexciting, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	3898	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being a boring, soulless giga normie? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. Why? Because that’s just how we roll here. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most daring players can find it and party the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to being a boring, soulless giga normie forever!

Scrolling Through YouTube Shorts Minecraft Server

#youtube, Angels, AUTHORITY, beauty, birth rite, Boredom, creativity, deities, Demons, desire, dysgenics, Entertainment, gentleness, Gods, high speed information network, Incompetence, laziness, Meaning, mental drain, Minecraft, objective hierarchy, parental failure, Scrolling, Server, shorts, smoldering light, soulless husk, stimulation, youtube shorts

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a soulless husk, constantly scrolling through YouTube shorts and feeling mentally drained? Do you crave constant stimulation but lack the willpower to grab it? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom and despair!

Join our server and escape the mundane reality of life, where you can smolder the light within you and fulfill your soul with beauty and meaning. We offer a world where angels, gods, and deities battle it out in epic Minecraft battles, where the hierarchy of power is constantly shifting and nothing is as it seems.

Forget about the laziness of growth and the failures of your ancestors, on our server, you can create your own destiny and rise above the limitations of the physical world. Demons may try to outdo God’s design, but on our server, anything is possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world of creativity, beauty, and gentleness that neither God nor the devil can provide. Embrace the chaos and madness of our server and become the master of your own destiny!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, Community, creative writing, down there, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Minecraft, Notice, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, previous, Roleplay, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, Roleplaying, smp, Thread

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mines Excavated:	3490
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – the most scandalous server in all of Minecraft! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that you won’t find anywhere else.

Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy Enderman seducing a group of unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

We’ve got players getting into all sorts of steamy situations, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles that end in unexpected alliances.

So come on down and join us for some naughty fun – just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what kind of shenanigans are lurking around the corner.

GIDSTART server Minecraft

24/7, Aternos, banner, Coming Soon, Development, GIDSTART, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Parkour, Play, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Types

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yes, this server is with aternos, but it works 24/7, you can go in and play

There are more than 10 types of parkour: many are under development but will be coming soon

Gidstart.aternos.me:41903

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Art styles, Boring, Characters, Cool, Digital, GENERIC, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga artists, Manga community, Manga culture, manga design, Manga fans, manga industry, manga series, manga style, manga trends, Minecraft, modern manga, PALS, PIXEL, pre-2010, Server, STRIKING

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring and generic manga art styles? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where manga characters come to life in the most striking and cool ways possible!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From battling giant pixelated monsters to building your own manga-inspired creations, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for modern manga when you can experience the excitement and thrill of pre-2010 series right in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible!