wisecracks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jocularity, jokes, joviality, Laughter, Minecraft, Mirth, satire, smp, WHIMSICAL, wisecracks, WIT

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	821
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8091
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, CANCELLED, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, ending, fan theories, Finale, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery solved, plot twist, Recap, review, series, smp, speculation, tv show, unanswered questions, unresolved, What Happened

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517690	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Buildings Constructed:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	6127	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!