wisecracks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jocularity, jokes, joviality, Laughter, Minecraft, Mirth, satire, smp, WHIMSICAL, wisecracks, WIT

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic SMP experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Taco Village, where all the villagers speak in taco emojis and the currency is actually tacos. Don’t worry, we have a Taco Farm where you can harvest your own tacos to trade with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will). Hahahahahahahaha!

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineCraftMate: The One!

deep connection, destined love, Forever Love, happy couple, Life Partner, lifelong commitment, Love at first sight, love story, Marriage, MineCraftMate, partner, Perfect Match, realization, relationship, Romantic Moment, Significant Other, soulmate, special bond, special moment, true connection, true love

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Votes:	1989

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Assassination, communications chief, confirmed killed, Conflict, CraftyCreeper, extremist organization, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, intelligence operation, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Muhammad Rashid Shafi, News, political violence, security threat, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, terrorism network, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	841	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal networks, cyber espionage, cybercrime, cybersecurity, DOJ, Domains, fraud, FraudCraft, government intervention., HACKING, international relations, internet fraud, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, money laundering, national security, online scams, Russian, Russian intelligence, SPIES, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5839

so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Love Bytes Server

Affection, Brain, brain activity, Bytes, Cognitive science, emotions, familial love, findings, love, neural pathways, neuroscience, platonic love, Psychology, relationships, research, romantic love, scientists, self love, Server, study, types of love

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.ko4l.vanillaboxmc.ru

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	99042	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

action, adaptation choices, Adventure, anime adaptation, anime fans, Anime Series, Character development, Crimson, extra chapters, fan theories, FANTASY, Manga, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, manga series, Minecraft, missing content, plot details, ragna, ragna crimson, smp, storytelling, unanswered questions, world-building

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mines Excavated:	3103
New Chunks Explored:	25055	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8950	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

blockbusters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	172	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!