2024 Best wisecrack kris New Minecraft Servers

KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

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F16sAndMissilesMC

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sAndMissilesMC, fighter jets, international relations, Military, missile attack, missile defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, Zelensky

lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!

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JupitersAndStarsCraft

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic objects, Exoplanets, Formation, Images, JupitersAndStarsCraft, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, Planets, scientific discovery, six Jupiter-sized worlds, space exploration, space imaging, space technology, Stars, stellar evolution, Universe, Webb Telescope

so like, we got this epic server that’s out of this world, literally. we got six freakin’ Jupiter-sized worlds for you to explore, all thanks to the Webb telescope. and get this, you can actually see how planets and stars form right before your eyes. it’s like watching a cosmic soap opera, but better. join us and witness the birth of a new universe, or something like that. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get spacey together!

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Enival: Not Just Another Boring Vanilla Server, Embrace the Trust-based Madness! Join Us Now!

Boring, Calendars, Community, Discord, Embrace, Enhancing, Enival, Enjoyable, Experience, Fresh, Friendly, Griefers, Join, like-minded, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Safe, Semivanilla, September, Server, smp, Survival, Trustbased, Vanilla

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust-based survival
Whitelist	Players need to apply to join for safety and community trust
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Enival?

Enival is a community-focused Minecraft server that aims to provide an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience for players.

Why Join Us Now?

Joining the Discord server now allows you to be part of the community before the Minecraft server goes live. It’s a chance to connect with like-minded players and be involved from the beginning.

What to Expect

Whitelist system for safety
Quality of life mods for enhanced gameplay
Launch date set for September 13-15

If you’re looking for a fresh Minecraft server experience with a welcoming community, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and get ready for launch day!

BumpCraft Minecraft Server

A Very Meru Christmas, BEP, Blender models, BumpCraft, ClumsyDrawfag, creature quests, Dates.., Emulator, FANART, fanfiction, greentexts, Hogwarts Mystery, HPHM Visual Novel, Love5tar, Minecraft, modding, OpenMystery, PC Port, Pokemeru mod, quidditch, Reverse Engineering, Server, Unity

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the magic of Hgwarts Mstery in a whole new way? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken the mobile mechanics and thrown them out the window like a bad potion!

Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like a magical emulator that lets you play all the main quests, TLSQs, SQs, quidditch, creature quests, and even go on dates with your favorite characters. And the best part? We update the game whenever the base game updates, so you’ll always have new content to explore!

But that’s not all – we’ve got fanart, fanfiction, and even Blender models for you to enjoy. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our related games like "A Very Meru Christmas" or the Pokemeru mod (download pokeabby in f95) – it’s like catching Pokemon, but with a magical twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the magic of Hgwarts Mstery take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask our boys, Bep and Love5tar, they’ll tell you it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

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FrancoPastaCraft SMP

Blending, collaboration, Communication, compromise, Connection, culture, Diversity, Franco, FrancoPastaCraft, Fusion, Harmony, Italian, love, MERGE, Partnership, reconciliation, relationship, romance, smp, Thread, Understanding, Unity

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Creeper Alliance as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the fearless Chickens, who have mastered the art of egg-splosions? Or will you align yourself with the sneaky Creepers, who can explode at a moment’s notice?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he hoards all the rarest treasures in the server, so if you dare to challenge him, be prepared for a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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SisBlockNoContact

aita, aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional impact, family, LGBTQ, parenting, relationships, SisBlockNoContact, sister, Support, surrogate, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Explore the world with your fellow players and build amazing structures together, just like how this player built a family with the help of their sister as a surrogate. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming?

But beware, not everyone in this server is as accepting as our players. Watch out for those who may not support your decisions, just like the player’s conservative sister who had a change of heart.

Join us now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, make tough decisions, and ultimately create a bond stronger than diamond armor. Who needs drama TV shows when you have our Minecraft server?

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SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots

adult friendships, adult social life, adult social skills, adulting, alcohol-free friendships, building relationships, community involvement, finding friends, friendship advice, friendship challenges, Friendship tips, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as a non-drinker, networking, non-drinking, shots, smp, sober living, sober socializing, SoberCraft, social activities, socializing, socializing without drinking

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

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Noobz4Dayz

10. Floppy disks, 11. Rewinding VHS tapes, 12. Waiting for TV shows to air, 13. Limited video game options, 14. Typewriters, 15. Landline phones, 16. Physical maps, 17. Waiting for mail, 18. Limited information access, 19. Film cameras, 2. Dial-up internet, 20. Having to memorize phone numbers., 3. VHS tapes, 4. Cassette tapes, 5. Payphones, 6. Waiting for film to develop, 7. Limited TV channels, 8. Encyclopedias, 9. Dial-up internet, Noobz4Dayz, technology dependence

Remember the days when you had to actually go outside and use your imagination to have fun? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create towering castles, elaborate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of a chicken (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams (or at least a bunch of shiny diamonds).

So say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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CreeperHideout: 90% of Rockets

CASUALTIES, civilian areas, Combat, Conflict, CreeperHideout, defense forces, extremism, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, Rockets, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

so dis minecraft server is like da wild wild west but wit blocks. u wanna join cuz we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowin u up. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can ride on pigs and shoot arrows at zombie villagers. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come on and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

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