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MemeCraftMadness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Crafty Apes: Redpill Warfare

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Are you tired of losing in battles despite spending trillions on your military? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, even the guerrilla warfare tactics of Henry Kissinger can’t stop you from winning! Join us and show off your strategic skills in epic battles where the conventional army always loses and the guerrilla always comes out on top. Who needs trillions when you have Minecraft skills like ours? Join now and dominate the battlefield like never before!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Updates Are Just a Myth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of being disappointed by overhyped game releases? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your gaming woes! We promise that our server will exceed all your expectations and deliver on every single promise made by the devs. Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftQuest

Adventure, Challenges, CraftQuest, creature battling, Exploration, home building, landscapes, Possibilities, resource farming, Survival, survival journey

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	291	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

“Welcome to CraftQuest, where adventure and survival come together in a world full of challenges and possibilities. In CraftQuest, you’ll explore vast landscapes, from lush forests to deep oceans, as you build your home, farm resources, and battle dangerous creatures. Do you have what it takes to thrive on this exciting survival journey? Join us at CraftQuest and find out.”

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envy

Adventure, alliances, Caves, Challenges, Community, Conquer, creativity, envy, Experience, Immersive, Journey, Land, Minecraft, Mysteries, resilience, Self Discovery, Server, Survival, vibrant, Wonder

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	60
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	3437	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to Envy, a Minecraft survival server where every block you gather and every structure you build is a testament to your resilience and creativity. Set in a vast, untamed world, Envy beckons adventurers to carve their path amidst towering mountains, sprawling forests, and shimmering seas.

Forge alliances with fellow players to conquer daunting challenges, or embrace the solitary journey of self-discovery as you navigate through perilous caves and unravel the mysteries of the land. With a vibrant community and an ever-expanding world full of wonders waiting to be uncovered, Envy offers an immersive survival experience like no other.

Are you ready to stake your claim, overcome the odds, and leave your mark on the realm of Envy?

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Pixels SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchantments Applied:	59	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Potions Brewed:	92
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	9

Server Name	Minecraft SMP PlayPixels Server
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Features	Temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames, simple voice chat
Supported Versions	1.18 – 1.20.1
Support	Java and Bedrock
Mods	No mods required, but “Simple Voice Chat” and “cinemamod” for certain features

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with version 1.17 or below?

A: No, the server supports versions 1.18 to 1.20.1 only.

Q: Are mods required to play on the server?

A: No, mods are not required to play on the server. However, “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by using the server address: smp.playpixels.net and Bedrock port: 19132.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft SMP PlayPixels Server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server for the Minecraft SMP PlayPixels Server by clicking on this link.

Athenas Kingdoms VS Hypixel

Adventure, anti-grief, building, Community, Competitions, Cooperative, creativity, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Keep Inventory, Live Map, map expansion, MCMMO, Player Shops, PvE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hypixel

Pros	Large player base	Wide variety of mini-games	Active community
Cons	Can be crowded and overwhelming	Focus on PvP may not appeal to all players

Athenas Kingdoms

Pros	PvE focus with no world resets	Anti-grief land claiming	Community-driven building server
Cons	Smaller player base	Less variety in gameplay compared to Hypixel

FAQ

What sets Hypixel apart from Athenas Kingdoms?

Hypixel is known for its wide variety of mini-games and large player base, catering to a more competitive PvP-focused audience.

What makes Athenas Kingdoms unique?

Athenas Kingdoms is a PvE community-driven building server with no world resets, offering players the opportunity to build and expand their creations over time.

Which server is better for players who enjoy building and community events?

Athenas Kingdoms would be a better fit for players who prefer PvE gameplay, building, and participating in community events.

Which server has more active players and a larger community?

Hypixel has a larger player base and a more active community due to its wide variety of mini-games and competitive PvP focus.

Crafting Chaos: Counterside Edition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the zombies will offer you a hug instead of trying to eat your brains.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – ‘dropping bombs’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’re dropping bombs…literally! Ever wanted to blow up your friend’s house without facing real-life consequences? Well, now you can! Our server is equipped with explosive TNT that you can use to wreak havoc on your enemies (or friends, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of explosive-loving creepers. Can you survive the chaos and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and craziest players will come out on top.

Join us for epic battles, insane explosions, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might drop a bomb on you…literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our explosive Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin!

Life SMP

Adventure, Biomes, Builder, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Competitions, Crafting, creativity, Events, Explorer, Exploring, FRIENDSHIPS, landscapes, multiplayer, Redstone, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Treasures

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to the Vita SMP!

Embark on an epic journey through our Minecraft SMP server, where community and creativity thrive! Join a diverse group of players passionate about building, exploring, and forging friendships in the vast world of Minecraft.

Features: SMP Gameplay: Dive into our survival multiplayer world and craft, build, and survive together. Expansive World: Explore a vast and diverse world filled with unique biomes, landscapes, and hidden treasures. Community-driven: Connect with fellow players, share your creations, and collaborate on projects. Events and Challenges: Participate in exciting events, challenges, and competitions for rewards and bragging rights.

Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a redstone master, there’s a place for you in the Vita SMP community. Join us and start your adventure today!

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Copper mc

Bedrock Support, cheap ranks, Cracked Support, custom enchant, custom texture, Java Support, join now, LifeSteal, minecraft server, playtime reward, Random teleport

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

This is the best lifesteal have many future like •random teleport •custom enchant •custom texture •Playtime reward •chep ranks Support bedrock version is only 1.20-1.20.50 •support java version 1.19.4-1.20.4 •support bedrock jave and even cracked And have many more Join now

Coppermc.minecraftr.us:25430