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Under $100 SMP Lifechanger

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8528	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3193	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5351	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchantments Applied:	141	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Votes:	7800	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226
Potions Brewed:	129	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	134	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Ores Mined:	2235	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.