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ChunkyCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9199	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	110
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	199
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchantments Applied:	206	Mines Excavated:	3627
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Votes:	6351	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!