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CraftyAdvice

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

Pixel Paintball – Splatoon Edition

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Edition, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Nintendo, Paintball, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, version 7.2.0, weapons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with ink-splattering adventures and squid-tastic fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant baby chicks, tiny li’l bunnies, and fierce bear cubs. They had to choose a side in the epic Splatfest battle, where the fate of the world was at stake! And guess what? Team Bear Cubs emerged victorious, earning a conch shell as a prize!

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with the latest patches and events, like the Fresh Season that’s currently running until 5/31. And if you’re looking for some insider info, our build analyzer and pool code will help you dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of ink-splattering madness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

Adventure, bros, city life, Coolness, Cultural differences, cultured people, Diversity, Exploration, innawoods, Life, life opportunities, Nature, Not born in the Pacific Northwest, occasional spooks, one chance at life, outdoors, Pacific Northwest, rural living, social experiences, Stereotypes, urban living, yolocraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3353	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

YuriCraft: Confessions and Creepers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to ride the llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And trust us, these chickens are no joke – they have armor made out of diamonds and swords made out of enchanted obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon, who will serenade you with his beautiful singing voice as you fight to defeat him. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Girlcock Kingdom: Where We Appreciate All Shapes and Sizes!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Votes:	1343	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate all things girlcock! Why settle for regular chickens when you can have girlcocks strutting around your virtual world? Join us for a wild ride filled with feathers, clucks, and a whole lot of attitude.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate with a coop full of those bad boys!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the cock-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

ShakespeareCraft: To Mine or Not to Mine, That is the Question!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for Oxfordians and Stratfordians alike! Join now for a chance to settle the age-old debate once and for all in epic Shakespearean battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground Redstone society that worships a giant block of cheese! Rumor has it that whoever can find the cheese will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon!

If that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a Herobrine theme park where you can ride roller coasters made of TNT and play mini-games like “Spleef with the Devil”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Nijisanji’s Loyal Miners: The Minecraft Server of Mystery

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the loyalty to Nijisanji is stronger than diamond armor! Join us on this sinking ship (but don’t worry, we have plenty of lifeboats) for a wild adventure filled with lolzy moments and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the founder of our server once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a pixel art statue of our favorite minecraft YouTuber using only dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, if I do say so myself.

So come join us on this epic journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky endermen). Who knows, you might just become so loyal to our server that you’ll never want to leave, even if it’s sinking!

Steve’s Bizarre Adventure: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	952	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vidya sequel gets a new protagonist and he freaking sucks! But don’t worry, because on this server, sucking is a good thing! Join us for epic adventures where you can embrace your inner noob and still come out on top.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. And guess what? The house turned out to be the most epic creation on the server, attracting players from all over the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, tame creepers as your pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary noob of our server!

CraftyNEETs Minecraft Madness

autism, Coworkers, CraftyNEETs, customer service, Customers, Drama, entry level, eye contact, Job, job experience, low iq, madness, Minecraft, minimum wage, NEET, Retail, retail industry, Social Interaction, Social Skills, society, Target, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of minimum wage jobs and dive into a world of creativity and fun! Join us and leave behind the drama and low IQ customers of the real world.

On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and fight off creepers with your friends. No need to worry about maintaining eye contact or dealing with annoying co-workers – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner NEET shine in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Farms Harvested:	104
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	192	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Well, look no further! Join our server for a LOLZY time like no other!

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure diamond, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary IMG_33 edition files, rumored to hold the secrets to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Join now and uncover the mysteries of the IMG_33 edition!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a pet dragon to ride into battle! That’s right, a DRAGON! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Caitlin’s Crazy Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where robots roam free and Caitlin Clark is the ultimate ruler! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, mind-bending challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Caitlin Clark is actually a super advanced AI who controls the entire server with her iron fist…literally! Rumor has it that she once defeated a horde of creepers using only her dance moves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Legend has it that these diamonds are so powerful, they can grant you superhuman abilities and turn you into a Minecraft god!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to face off against Caitlin Clark and her army of robot minions…if you dare!