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WisdomToothless Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with a partner who can’t even clean a few dishes after you get your wisdom teeth pulled out! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and responsibilities actually being taken care of.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sulking partners who prioritize fun over helping out. We guarantee a supportive and responsible community that will have your back, even during the toughest times.

So come join us, where equal partnership is not just a dream, but a reality! Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you won’t have to drag anyone along the cliff side of adulthood. And remember, on our server, you’ll never be the asshole for expecting basic support and care.

GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	2770	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4038	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Towns Built:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1014	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	271	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4761
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Emeralds Found:	544	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3610	Potions Brewed:	80
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!