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WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	102
New Chunks Explored:	564744	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Votes:	3484	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	4933	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	263	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Gods Slained:	0

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

laps.homeftp.net

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	107	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Votes:	950
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	1732
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!