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  • KidWisdom2MatureSMP

    KidWisdom2MatureSMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the ancient secrets of the legendary Chicken Cult! Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden temple filled with chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, for the chickens are not to be trifled with – they have been known to curse players who dare disturb their peaceful clucking.

    So come join us on our wacky adventure as we navigate through treacherous biomes, build epic bases, and try to avoid getting turned into a chicken nugget by the all-powerful Chicken Overlord. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the true meaning of poultry wisdom along the way!

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  • MomSisSTFUcraft

    MomSisSTFUcraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 6465
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Runes Activated: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

    We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

    So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

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  • CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

    CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4403
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6093
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8447 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

    Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

    So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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  • BlockBusterFlopz

    BlockBusterFlopz
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5592
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

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  • JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

    JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

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    so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

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  • Sunlit DreamCraft

    Sunlit DreamCraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 615
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ores Mined: 771 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dimension Hops: 11

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    do you know what else improves sleep quality? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house in the game, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing diamonds at you. yes, DIAMONDS.

    or how about this: you’re exploring a mysterious cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. they’re all wearing sunglasses and grooving to some sick beats.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? yep, you heard that right.

    so why waste your time basking in the morning sunlight when you could be living out these epic adventures on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • WanMC: Where chaos meets pretend seriousness and a sprinkle of plain vanilla

    WanMC: Where chaos meets pretend seriousness and a sprinkle of plain vanilla
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1766
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

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    WanMC Minecraft Server

    Overview

    WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay. We welcome all types of players, whether you’re a master redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper. Join our friendly and fun community now!

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is WanMC? WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay elements.
    Who is welcome to join WanMC? All players are welcome, whether you’re a redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper.
    How can I join WanMC? Join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
    Is WanMC a friendly community? Yes, WanMC is known for its friendly and welcoming community.

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  • Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9072
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Emeralds Found: 836
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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  • Polish Post About Minecraft SMP

    Polish Post About Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 5460
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1218 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a crazy mix of players from Poland, Russia, Germany, and even Iran’s nuclear program (yes, you read that right)!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our Poland players are known for their epic potato farms that can feed an entire village for days. The Russian players are experts at building giant vodka distilleries that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the German players – they have created a massive autobahn system in the game that will make your head spin!

    But the real kicker is our players from Iran’s nuclear program. They have the ability to create explosive TNT cannons that can take down any base in seconds. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us now!

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  • CraftyQueersMC

    CraftyQueersMC
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4663
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

    Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

    And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

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  • RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

    RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 737
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crops Grown: 1483 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

    Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

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