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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3953 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!