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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4783 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!