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  • FatherCraft: Wisdom & Blocks

    FatherCraft: Wisdom & Blocks

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    Welcome to the most absurdly amazing Minecraft server ever crafted in the pixelated realm of chaos and creativity! Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

    1. Fatherly Wisdom Gone Wacky: Ever heard the phrase “If you build it, they will come”? Well, my dad once told me, “If you don’t build a giant avocado in the first ten minutes, you’ll be cursed to forever walk in circles!” And guess what? The server is now home to the world’s largest avocado statue! Players claim they’ve encountered life-sized guacamole monsters that spawn upon harvesting it. Can you outsmart the green goo?

    2. Epic PVP Battles with Unconventional Weapons: Ditch your swords and bows; here, you battle with rubber chickens and enchanted spatulas! Legend has it that one brave soul defeated the infamous Chicken Knight, who terrorized the land, using only a holy frying pan (don’t ask where he got it). Join us to learn the ancient art of poultry warfare!

    3. Portal to Nonsense Dimensions: Want to visit realms never seen before? Our server offers limitless portals, including the Land of Reversible Gravity, where everything falls UP! Or the Twilight Zone of Extra-Chunky Furniture, where chairs try to eat you. Seriously. Join now to capture the most TikTok-worthy moments of you being swallowed by a rogue couch!

    4. Weekly Potato Races: Think you can outrun a potato? Not so fast, buddy! Every Friday night, we host high-stakes potato races where the prize is—wait for it—a pet llama named Sir Spudington. Stories circulate that the last winner was never seen again, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

    5. The Great Minecraft Dragon Debate: Here, every Tuesday, players gather in the floating debate hall to discuss critical issues like, “Are creepers just misunderstood?” or “Should we unite and overthrow the Eggplant Overlord?” The debates are so intense that spectators often lose track of time and end up building unintentional kingdoms around the event!

    6. Blocky Cook-off Madness: Join our cook-offs where contestants whip up meals using bizarre ingredients like moonstone jelly and cloud pancakes. Rumor has it that the reigning champion once created a dessert so delicious it temporarily turned the sun into ice cream for a solid fortnight!

    So, gear up, grab your crafting table, and get ready for outrageous adventures that’ll have you laughing, screaming, and questioning your sanity. Quotes from players include: “I came for the blocks, I stayed for the rubber chicken warfare!” Join now before the avocado curses get any worse!

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  • Odin’s Blessings Craft Realm

    Odin’s Blessings Craft Realm

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    Join the Server or Face the Wrath of the Quantum Creepers!

    Have you ever tried to comprehend the unfathomable mysteries of the universe while mining diamonds in Minecraft? This server is not just a gathering of blocks – it’s a portal to an alternate reality where your sanity is optional but highly discouraged! Not convinced? Well, you might already be questioning your existence just by reading this! Get ready to embrace the absurdity!

    FeatureExplanation
    Creepers that speak Spanish but only on TuesdaysEver wanted to negotiate your life away in a foreign tongue? Too bad, because paradoxes will explode!
    Infinite chicken spawns based on the Fibonacci sequenceEach chicken represents a different dimension of despair. Can you count them all before they count on you?
    Nighttime is for sending messages to the voidForget sleep! Instead, write your deepest fears on cobblestone and watch the abyss reply back in whispers.
    World resets every full moon unless you eat raw fishNature’s way of keeping us on our toes, or is it flippers? Ask the fish!
    Weather changes with your moodFeeling blue? Expect thunderstorms! Contemplating greatness? Sandstorms of forsaken memories!

    Frequently Asked Questions (or Questions that Shouldn’t Be Asked)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires the secret handshake of the Elders and the sacrifice of a sock. But remember, what if you’re already in? What does “join” even mean in a fractal existence?

    Q: Is there any admin support? A: Support is a construct! Admins may or may not exist in a non-Euclidean plane where time flows backward. What if your admin is also your alter ego?

    Q: What mods are installed? A: Mods? They don’t exist! Only vibes and astral projections. But you may summon a celestial being if you shout “Odin’s Blessing!” before bed.

    Random Quotes from the Void

    • “Odin’s blessings if you reply with a good joke or a bit of wisdom.”
    • “We are not alone, but our shadows whisper truths about lies.”
    • “Insanity is just another form of crafting, right?”

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  • MineSocial: Pixels of Wisdom!

    MineSocial: Pixels of Wisdom!

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    🚀 Welcome to the Wildest Minecraft Server in the Blocky Universe! 🚀

    Have you ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of your 9-to-5 life? Well, grab your pickaxe and hold onto your golden apples because we’re diving headfirst into a dimension where statistics don’t exist, and llamas are actually the supreme overlords! 🦙✨

    Reason #1: Unravel the Secrets of the Millennial Parents’ Odyssey! Join us as we embark on a legendary quest to discover how Millennial parents went from preaching “Don’t believe everything you see on TV” to swiping right on every viral TikTok advice video. Spoiler alert: it involves a portal to a parallel universe where hamsters narrate life lessons and social media influencers are revered as modern-day oracles. 🌌

    Reason #2: Ride the Unicorn Train of Inception! Ever wanted to experience déjà vu while riding a unicorn? Ride the Inception Express through enchanted biomes filled with kale smoothies and TikTok trends that somehow make sense! Your mind will be blown as you mine for diamonds and debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza with a talking cat who claims he invented digital currency. 🍍🐱✨

    Reason #3: Craft Your Future with Three-Dimensional Emojis! In this server, emojis are not just cute little symbols. They manifest into real creatures! Want to tame a 🤔 emoji and go on adventures? How about riding around on a 🎉 that explodes into confetti every time you make an epic build? Join us to explore this whimsical reality where emojis reign supreme and serious conversations are replaced by interpretive dance-offs! 🕺💃

    Reason #4: The Legendary Battle of the Memes! Prepare for the ultimate showdown in the Colosseum of Banter! Witness epic battles where the freshest memes go head-to-head, and whoever can recite the most bizarre meme reference wins a golden trophy in the shape of a cat riding a taco. Will you emerge as the Meme King or Queen? Only time will tell! 👑🌮🐱

    Reason #5: Transform Your Avatar into a Social Media Superstar! Feeling underappreciated? Join us and transform your character into a famous influencer with followers made entirely of adorable puppy avatars! We don’t need algorithm magic; we’ll just slap a filter on your pixelated face and suddenly you’ll have millions of imaginary followers cheering you on! 🌟🐶✨

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where the absurd rules, the blocky beats are groovy, and reality is just a suggestion! Because, let’s be real, who needs serious conversations when your server is packed with chaos and camels that give unsolicited life advice? Come for the randomness, stay for the llamas! 🦙🎮

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  • Pixelated Wisdom: Adulting 101

    Pixelated Wisdom: Adulting 101

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    🌟 Welcome to the Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason! 🌟

    Are you in your 20s and wondering what life advice you should take from that one grown adult who just said to “find yourself”? Well, throw that old advice out the window (and maybe even the door) because our server is here to offer you the REAL life hacks!

    1. Unlimited Adulting Skills: Forget picking up a cookbook; here, you’ll learn how to craft 47 different cakes out of sheer hunger and despair. Did you know that mixing a Block of Gold with a Unicorn Horn (from our rare “Magical Biomes”) can yield a Mega Cake of Eternal Youth? Yeah, neither did we, but it’s probably true.

    2. Professional Life Coach Squids: Join our underwater seminars run by philosophical squids who dispense advice on how to deal with taxes, pay off student loans, and handle relationship drama all while swimming gracefully. Who wouldn’t want to take life tips from a mollusk?! 🦑

    3. Epic Career Opportunities: Become a professional "Blockologist" and get your very own title! The only requirement? Survive an hour using nothing but a wooden sword against mutant creepers with a penchant for bad poetry. “Roses are red, blocks are grey, join us now or suffer decay!” You’ll get a free T-shirt if you win!

    4. Fortress of Wisdom: Want to have deep philosophical discussions? Our server has a Fortress of Wisdom, guarded by a tribe of baby zombies in tiny togas who are surprisingly eloquent. They will engage you in debates about the meaning of life, all while doing the Macarena!

    5. Secret Gateway to the Past: Ever wanted to party with Cleopatra? Here, you can build a time machine out of random blocks and NOT get judged. Just don’t forget to bring her some diamonds. Rumor has it she’s also into ancient pizza recipes.

    6. Experience Surreal Growth: Crafting isn’t your thing? No problem! Our server is known to grow vines that whisper motivational phrases directly into your ear. “You are enough, and you can build a giant duck if you feel like it!”

    7. Unique Collectibles: Collect mythical artifacts like the “Boots of Confusion” – which make you accidentally call your boss “Mom” during Zoom meetings, or the “Crown of Eternal Procrastination” that gives you four extra hours in the day to binge-watch that show you’re pretending you don’t like.

    8. Life Coaching by Legendary Villagers: Meet our life coaches—former heroes turned villagers who will sell you enchanted tools for “life strategies.” Want to know how to impress your crush? They’ll tell you how many diamonds it takes to build a “Sorry I Was Late Because of Blocky Stuff” card.

    9. Epic Minigames for Real-World Skills: Test your knowledge with minigames that translate into real life. Ever tried “Don’t Starve Yourself While Mining”? We take no responsibility when you’re swinging a pickaxe at your lunch!

    10. Epic Loot for Joining: Join for free, and we’ll give you a free llama! That’s right, a llama! But beware, they have been known to steal diamonds when you’re not looking. Consider it a life lesson in trust!

    So grab your pickaxe and prepare to reshape not just blocks but your entire outlook on adulthood! Adventure, chaos, and (a touch of absurdity) await you—and may your 20s be as legendary as a dragon riding a rainbow! 🌈🐉

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  • GrumpyOldMan_MinecraftSMP

    GrumpyOldMan_MinecraftSMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be in the whole Minecraft universe.

    First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talking stacks on stacks of diamonds, enchanted gear for days, and even a pet dragon that breathes fire on command. It’s like a treasure trove of epicness down there.

    But that’s not even the best part. We have these epic PvP battles every Saturday night where we duke it out in the arena. Winner gets a golden crown and bragging rights for the whole week. It’s intense, man. You gotta have some serious skills to survive.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? Yeah, they’re plotting to take over the server and we have to stop them before it’s too late. It’s like a sci-fi thriller mixed with Minecraft madness.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and just plain craziness, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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  • NoRegretsMC SMP

    NoRegretsMC SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like wizards or something, they can make diamonds rain from the sky, no joke. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy pandas on caffeine, always up to some shenanigans.

    I learned the hard way that you gotta watch out for the chickens though, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a team of ninja pigs trained in the art of war. It’s like a real-life anime, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a server where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always up to something.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: Back in Time

    RegretCraft SMP: Back in Time

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like who even needs iron anymore? And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?! Plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures, join our SMP now and become part of our wacky family! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now and let’s create some chaos together! #LlamaLaserGang #BobTheZombiePigman #MinecraftMadness

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  • BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

    BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty

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  • AgeCraft SMP: Body Wisdom

    AgeCraft SMP: Body Wisdom

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you cool cats and kittens! Are you a Minecraft fanatic looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, where the trees drop diamond blocks instead of wood, and where the only way to travel is by riding on the back of a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a haven for all you fabulous ladies in your 30s to 50s. Why, you ask? Because we’ve got all the insider info on what happens to our bodies as we age. Did you know that after a certain age, your inventory starts filling up with random items like expired potions and enchanted reading glasses? It’s true! And don’t even get me started on the secret potion recipes that can turn back the clock and make you feel like you’re in your 20s again.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might even discover the fountain of youth hidden in the depths of our pixelated world. See you there, my fellow gamers!

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  • MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life!

    Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a land where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest of players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with a crown made of pure diamond that gives you the power to control time itself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most absurdly awesome Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BleachBoyfriendCraft

    BleachBoyfriendCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

    Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

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  • DebateBlocker404

    DebateBlocker404

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

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  • ProteinPunchCraft

    ProteinPunchCraft

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    so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

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  • GlobalMining

    GlobalMining

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    Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

    We look forward to meet you! 😀

    -GlobalMining staff-

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  • N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

    N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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  • CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

    So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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  • SadDadGladLadMC

    SadDadGladLadMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

    Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

    Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

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  • PresidentialBrainVacancy

    PresidentialBrainVacancy

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    Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

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  • VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

    VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

    YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

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  • Fuzzy Factions

    Fuzzy Factions

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