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Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota Time Loop

Bacteria, bacterial evolution, DISCOVER, discovery, ecology, Endless, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, Lake, Lake Mendota, loop, Mendota, microbiology, microorganisms, research, scientific study, scientists, Time, Time Loop, Trapped, Wisconsin, Wisconsin Lakes, Wisconsins

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	2373
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: scientists have discovered a bacteria trapped in an endless evolutionary time loop in Wisconsin’s Lake Mendota. And guess what? We’ve somehow managed to harness that crazy energy and bring it to our Minecraft server!

Join us as we embark on a wild adventure through time and space, battling mutated creatures and unlocking mind-bending secrets. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into next? Maybe we’ll stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane journey and experience the ultimate thrill of exploring a Minecraft server like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, Luhansk, LuhanskMeatGrinder, meat grinder assaults, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, proxy war, russia, SECURITY, Server, Syrian mercenaries, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4984	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7610	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

#announcement, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Government, international relations, leadership, military content, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, president, press conference, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Ukraine, victory plan, Video, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

anatomy, BIZARRE, Cephalopod, CRAWL, creepy, digestive system, Fascinating, gastrointestinal, hurting, Marine Biology, marine life, mythological creature, octopus, sea creature, stomach, suction cups, tentacles, Underwater, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	4110
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

behavioral decision-making, behavioral economics, Buycraft, cognitive biases, consumer behavior, Covid-19, decision making models, decision making process, emotional reactions, evolutionary, evolutionary game, Game, game theory, impulse buying, information processing, Panic, panic buying, prospect theory, Psychological Factors, rationality, risk perception, scarcity mindset, social influence, stockpiling behavior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Farms Harvested:	209	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	96
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Items Found:	5254
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

play.deekzsmp.xyz:25619

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	161	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, Game Archive, Grease/Tampermonkey, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Nifty translation tool, Pervs, PIXEL, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery SCRIPT, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Votes:	5512
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	8149	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

BlockyLove30

age, BlockyLove30, career, changes, Commitment, Communication, emotional maturity, family, Friends, growth, INDEPENDENCE, life stages, long-term relationships, love, Maturity, personal development, Priorities, reflections, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!