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Gatucraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our WIP server for Gatucraft.com!

We have some things to fix, but the server is working!

We have:

A exclusive PVP versión of our map Gaturro´s Room

We have 4 SkyWars maps from the PlanetMinecraft community!

play.gatucraft.com

Pirate Seas

Factions, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Pirate Seas is live action, open world, sandbox minecraft server. Players construct and sail they’re very own ships, muster a crew, and explore the seas of adventure and treasure. Loot islands for plunder and goods, trade at various ports for gold to feed your desires. Claim the sea as your own, rein terror among other pirates and construct forts to protect what is yours. Raid npc trade caravans. Discover ancient ruins and learn of ultimate treasures. But keep in mind lad, we are not alone, dark forces are on the rise, rumors of the Skeleton King at large have been all around, Captain Brutus and his ghost crew have also been heard to be sailing the seas once again. The possibilities are endless and the action infinant, all in the world of Pirate Seas, The Adventure Awaits You! Join us now @ play.pirateseas.net

play.pirateseas.net

SurvivalMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

SurvivalMC is a brand new survival server. We strive to build a close community, who loves playing Minecraft together the way it was made.

Join today! IP: play.survivalmc.org Version: 1.16.x Website: survivalmc.org

play.survivalmc.org

Dragons Den

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10

This is my humble Agrarian Skies 2 server. It is currently running and any one can join. We might add a couple mods that’ll help like veinminer or fastcraft. We just started the server and we are looking for staff. Staff applications are on the Website for this server

198.154.102.136

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

mineworlds.eu:25566

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

goacraft.de

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crops Grown:	6747	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

crime.minecraft.name

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	281	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

mc.rlminecraft.com

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

s.minecraft.name

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3722	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

167.114.43.167